If you're scared - SAY you're scared!!

doc ace · May 27, 2013

I was walking out from wayyyy out in Dewey Wills one night and noticed a pair of eyes about waist high moving through the palmettos and fixed on me. I didn't have a spot light, just my white light headlamp, and noticed the pair of evil eyes fixed on me from about 30-40 meters away. Out loud I said get out of here get!!! I mean what else would be stalking me out there? I raise my AR15 and wave my non firing hand in the air, shouting get out of here now! I get about 25-30 meters away and BOOM up jumps a monster doe!!!! She was bedded down on the bed I discovered the day before, and my zig zagging along the trail made it appear as a bear or big cat was stalking me. My low ready turned into a high ready the rest of the week.

My mind flashes through escaped convicts, deranged rednecks/criminals, pissed off moonshiners, bears, big cats, you name it. Damned Army spoiled me with PVS14 night vision.

returningliberty · May 27, 2013

I was in my stand one Very early morning and started mind wandering. Freaked myself out a bit and then WHAM! something hit the ladder and darted back into the woods. Shook my stand. I just about pissed myself. I still have no idea what it was but I'm assuming it was a dog from my brother's house. I didn't not come down until the sun was good and high in the sky.

Second time I was in my (now defunct) ground blind. It was about 4:45. I had already been there for an hour waiting. I was looking for the drink i set down and turned my flashlight on. Surprise! big ass snake IN MY BLIND with me. I'm personally terrified of snakes. I also found out .35 whelen tends to explode snakes.

hunter5567 · May 29, 2013

I was walking out of the woods after dark and I was walking down the trail a doe jumped up out of her bed and almost ran me over. I had to check the back forty and make sure I hadn't dropped a greasy Taco Bell deuce.

Marcus4ar · May 29, 2013

The greater majority of my vast fortune I've spent on women whiskey & weapons......The rest, I just pissed away.

Ijaw · Dec 14, 2013

LOL

Jmann · Dec 14, 2013

You guys need to condition your kids to not be sissies ! Get them together one night and tell them you need help trapping woodcocks . Take them out to a big clearing / field with some paper lunch bags and while your holding the spot light get them to walk to the other side of the field and set the traps (paper bags ) . Once they get on the other side turn the light off and walk back to the camp , house are car

if they survive they will never be afraid of the big bad woods again .

Note : if you have to go find them later they might need a shrink later on .

Ijaw · May 23, 2014

Great idea :noes:

Gambit · May 24, 2014

pitch black darkness and a mountain lion screaming somewhere in the 100 yards between you and your truck.

4x4demon · Jul 30, 2014

Vermiform, I'm in Stonewall if ya'll need me to come verify some whompus cat tracks.

Vermiform · Jul 30, 2014

4x4demon said:
Vermiform, I'm in Stonewall if ya'll need me to come verify some whompus cat tracks.

I got a game cam out. As soon as I can get a pic of it and establish a pattern you may see an anonymous pic show up here of a big dead cat and a heavily modded Saiga 308 laying next to it. :draw:

4x4demon · Jul 30, 2014

I remember seeing some pics on facebook from a horse that supposedly got attacked a while back in gloster too. I have no idea how legit they are since it was a story like "my uncles cousins sisters neighboor" or something like that.

Vermiform · Jul 30, 2014

4x4demon said:
I remember seeing some pics on facebook from a horse that supposedly got attacked a while back in gloster too. I have no idea how legit they are since it was a story like "my uncles cousins sisters neighboor" or something like that.

Yup, I get a lot of emails like that.

Gator 45/70 · Jul 30, 2014

The LDWF have a little over 200 pictures of '' Cat's '' sent in to them for review.

They claim about 75% are house cats or dogs.

The remainder they cannot explain ?

Ask them why the pictures are not for public viewing ?

Wolfgang1952 · Jul 30, 2014

Gator 45/70 said:
The LDWF have a little over 200 pictures of '' Cat's '' sent in to them for review.

They claim about 75% are house cats or dogs.

The remainder they cannot explain ?

Ask them why the pictures are not for public viewing ?

They are on the endangered list. I was told by one of the LDFW’s Biologists many years ago that if they proved that the cats wear hear, every tree hugger would move in. They would call your land and all the surrounding lands habitat. No more hunting, fishing or anything. Your land would be done, period. That's why they don’t want to own up to them being hear. Just remember the three S’s, Shot, Shovel and Shout up.

Vermiform · Jul 30, 2014

Wolfgang1952 said:
They are on the endangered list. I was told by one of the LDFW’s Biologists many years ago that if they proved that the cats wear hear, every tree hugger would move in. They would call your land and all the surrounding lands habitat. No more hunting, fishing or anything. Your land would be done, period. That's why they don’t want to own up to them being hear. Just remember the three S’s, Shot, Shovel and Shout up.

Shovel hell. If I bag something like that, it's going on the wall.

Gator 45/70 · Jul 31, 2014

I asked the biologist what the fine is for shooting one? She replied shoot one and bring it to me then we can discuss the fine, I passed on her generous offer.

denign · Aug 11, 2014

being grabbed, and being dinner are not the same thing, as is well documented, not for about 1 guy in 100, especially if they have a pistol, properly holstered where they've practiced drawing it from.

If you're scared - SAY you're scared!!

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