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    Report Finds Vast Air Force Conspiracy To Recruit Hot Chicks

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/05/re...it-hot-chicks/

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A congressional investigation concluded this week, revealing a decades-long conspiracy by the United States Air Force to recruit and retain better-looking women than other branches of the U.S. military.

    Some examples found by the congressional report include:

    — Following young girls home from cheer-leading practice.
    — Forging notes and passing them in classes under more popular students’ names.
    — Leaking embarrassing information to unattractive candidates’ boyfriends and parents.
    — Investigating the lives of pop-singers seen as most influential to prospective candidates.

    In addition, investigators said the activities included painting the other services as ugly, rough, dumb and only for the “butch” and “lesbian” girls.

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    thought it was common sense?

    This branch has women with no makeup crawling through mud in mop2.

    That branch has women with makeup and earrings in regs, sitting in a pressed uniform, behind a desk in an air conditioned office.

    which branch do YOU think appeals to "girly girls"?

    fwiw from a civi that worked at pope/bragg- the AF chicks are 5x as hot.
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    duffleblog gets them everytime, HM.
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    Navy does okay (at least on tv).

    Last edited by Emperor; May 7th, 2013 at 11:23 AM.
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    Navy does do okay actually. visited a girlfriend in san diego, her mom worked at the base so we hit the hawc a few days. Navy takes 2nd place imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by madwabbit View Post
    thought it was common sense?

    This branch has women with no makeup crawling through mud in mop2.

    That branch has women with makeup and earrings in regs, sitting in a pressed uniform, behind a desk in an air conditioned office.

    which branch do YOU think appeals to "girly girls"?

    fwiw from a civi that worked at pope/bragg- the AF chicks are 5x as hot.
    Did my first degree in Pensacola with a girl who was in the marines previously. She said there are only two types of girls in the marines: whores and lesbians.

    My next question should be easily guessed.
    I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve






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    Quote Originally Posted by doc ace View Post
    duffleblog gets them everytime, HM.
    You could have given them at least an hour Doc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman View Post
    You could have given them at least an hour Doc
    For real, I LOVE seeing BS members wig out over duffleblog posts.
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    damn blue falcon...
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    Why does my picture of Catherine Bell keep disappearing?
    Remember; The 2nd Amendment Protects the 1st!
    "I'm a self reliant, self supported American trapped in a "Free Shit" society!"
    "Beware; the lame duck pretender!"

    Mary Landrieu: Her Louisiana constituents said "No!" The party line she did tow! This ideological zombie's got to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor View Post
    Navy does okay (at least on tv).

    She plays a marine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugarbug View Post
    She plays a marine
    Do you honestly believe I watched JAG for the storyline?

    I saw all of the "Good Witch" series too!

    I can't watch Army Wives though, cause all I think about is a Bell/Delaney lonely hearts hookup.
    Last edited by Emperor; May 7th, 2013 at 11:28 AM.
    Remember; The 2nd Amendment Protects the 1st!
    "I'm a self reliant, self supported American trapped in a "Free Shit" society!"
    "Beware; the lame duck pretender!"

    Mary Landrieu: Her Louisiana constituents said "No!" The party line she did tow! This ideological zombie's got to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor View Post
    Do you honestly believe I watched JAG for the storyline?

    I saw all of the "Good Witch" series too!

    I can't watch Army Wives though, cause all I think about is a Bell/Delaney lonely hearts hookup.
    My wife loves Army Wives. I'm not big on drama I'm not causing myself.

    Right there with you on the Bell/Delaney hookup. Lol.
    I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve






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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugarbug View Post
    I'm not big on drama I'm not causing myself.
    haha, I'll have to remember that

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    Quote Originally Posted by returningliberty View Post
    For real, I LOVE seeing BS members wig out over duffleblog posts.
    There's honestly 2 people that still are, I promise
    Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

    A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested.

    That burning feeling in your throat when you drink whiskey, that's just your soul healing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc ace View Post
    There's honestly 2 people that still are, I promise
    Its usually the ones who see through the corrupt media and government conspiracies. Kryptonite for tin foil

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    Mad Scientist Vsotok10's Avatar
    I can vouch for the AF having the sexist women in uniform. I was in AFROTC with a "chick" who worked at the Gold Club and is now a Captain doing electronic surveillance over in the sandbox.
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    اللعنة عليك ISIS doc ace's Avatar
    I remember a few of my buds who went recruiter mentioning the hard job hard woman program, could this be it?
    Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

    A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested.

    That burning feeling in your throat when you drink whiskey, that's just your soul healing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor View Post
    Navy does okay (at least on tv).


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    That article lacks sufficient pictorial evidence.

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