Last night I was just minding my business while delivering some homemade shine and clearly failed to watch that speedometer! The Sheriff himself was right behind me flashing them lights! I put that petal to the metal and pulled a "bootlegger turn" and you know what? That dipstick Sheriff was still hanging on my backdoor! I did not lose him till I made the jump across where the bridge used to be!!!
Any ya'll have any advice?
Wuz dat Sheriff Buford H Pusser hisself?