Report Finds Vast Air Force Conspiracy To Recruit Hot Chicks

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    http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/05/report-finds-air-force-vast-conspiracy-to-recruit-hot-chicks/

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A congressional investigation concluded this week, revealing a decades-long conspiracy by the United States Air Force to recruit and retain better-looking women than other branches of the U.S. military.

    Some examples found by the congressional report include:

    — Following young girls home from cheer-leading practice.
    — Forging notes and passing them in classes under more popular students’ names.
    — Leaking embarrassing information to unattractive candidates’ boyfriends and parents.
    — Investigating the lives of pop-singers seen as most influential to prospective candidates.

    In addition, investigators said the activities included painting the other services as ugly, rough, dumb and only for the “butch” and “lesbian” girls.


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    madwabbit

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    thought it was common sense?

    This branch has women with no makeup crawling through mud in mop2.

    That branch has women with makeup and earrings in regs, sitting in a pressed uniform, behind a desk in an air conditioned office.

    which branch do YOU think appeals to "girly girls"?

    fwiw from a civi that worked at pope/bragg- the AF chicks are 5x as hot.
     

    madwabbit

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    Navy does do okay actually. visited a girlfriend in san diego, her mom worked at the base so we hit the hawc a few days. Navy takes 2nd place imo
     

    Sugarbug

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    thought it was common sense?

    This branch has women with no makeup crawling through mud in mop2.

    That branch has women with makeup and earrings in regs, sitting in a pressed uniform, behind a desk in an air conditioned office.

    which branch do YOU think appeals to "girly girls"?

    fwiw from a civi that worked at pope/bragg- the AF chicks are 5x as hot.

    Did my first degree in Pensacola with a girl who was in the marines previously. She said there are only two types of girls in the marines: whores and lesbians.

    My next question should be easily guessed.
     

    Sugarbug

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    Do you honestly believe I watched JAG for the storyline?

    I saw all of the "Good Witch" series too! :p

    I can't watch Army Wives though, cause all I think about is a Bell/Delaney lonely hearts hookup. :dunno:

    My wife loves Army Wives. I'm not big on drama I'm not causing myself.

    Right there with you on the Bell/Delaney hookup. Lol.
     

    Vsotok10

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    I can vouch for the AF having the sexist women in uniform. I was in AFROTC with a "chick" who worked at the Gold Club and is now a Captain doing electronic surveillance over in the sandbox.
     

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