Great video! Or he could try shoe store coupons and a phone charger. That'll keep her restrained no farther than 3' from the wall for at least half an hour.
Y'all remember when "that guy" pulled a sword on Indiana Jones? Indy drew his wheel gun and fired. That's the best martial art I know!
Meh, choreographed nonsense doesn't impress me, other than that they have the ability to perform choreographed nonsense.
But if I had to choose, this one is the best: