+1 here
Mine had a **** ton more glitter and a lot more newtons of force lol.
Really, like a stripper packed full of pixies in a gay bar.
Can the sender of the package get charged if the receiver gets hurt?
I would not use the USPS system in this way. If someone is somehow injured I could see charges being brought etc. Every man has to walk his own path... be wary of detouring yourself into a cell.