This is mainly directly towards the members who are LEO, but anyone could get w chuckle here... Me and my gf were having a weird and ****ed up convo which led to this...
You respond to a Domestic Dispute complaint involving shots fired and one injury. You get on scene, collect/clear the weapon, handle injuries, etc..... It's was the female who non-fatally shot the male. You question the female as to why she shot him. She tells you, because he splooged semen into her coffee. How do you re-act? Would you honestly be able to hold a straight face?
You respond to a Domestic Dispute complaint involving shots fired and one injury. You get on scene, collect/clear the weapon, handle injuries, etc..... It's was the female who non-fatally shot the male. You question the female as to why she shot him. She tells you, because he splooged semen into her coffee. How do you re-act? Would you honestly be able to hold a straight face?
