I would have just told him to walk home! Or have someone he knew get him. Tow the car. He would have had to get car out pound, Still had a crashed car. and be covered in it. No reason to punch the rookie or the jail with him.e
It’s a shi$$y job but someone has to do it. Live PD had a similar situation with a gentleman soiled himself at Walmart and I noticed the deputy they called for transport looked very young.