Old Derps and Shopping Carts

Gator 45/70 · Jan 23, 2019

I guess this old Ginsel D**k doesn't know what a dash cam is?

Whats the fine for ''B'' slapping an old mullet like this?

Expert684 · Jan 23, 2019

Did he hit your car/truck?

Gator 45/70 · Jan 23, 2019

Expert684 said:
Did he hit your car/truck?

Oh yeah,Under the fender and on the tire.

You can see his hand letting er' fly!

Gator 45/70 · Jan 23, 2019

Hang on,After further review,Old Ginsel ''D'' left the cart and along comes a young honey and bang! Hits the cart!

Zero ''F'ks'' given by either one!!!

Maybe some day I can return the favor?

340six · Jan 23, 2019

Back in the day I was with my cousin he just spent good money getting his Ford Maverick painted to get it 100 prevent. As it had a few small dings. He parks away from everyone. As he is walking away some taps it then opens the door on it. He walks back tells them shows them. And demands they fix it. They refuse. So he lets them get in the store and caves the fender and water in with his steel toes. He was that guy.

Gator 45/70 · Jan 23, 2019

340six said:
Back in the day I was with my cousin he just spent good money getting his Ford Maverick painted to get it 100 prevent. As it had a few small dings. He parks away from everyone. As he is walking away some taps it then opens the door on it. He walks back tells them shows them. And demands they fix it. They refuse. So he lets them get in the store and caves the fender and water in with his steel toes. He was that guy.

I like your cousin!

340six · Jan 23, 2019

Spell check got me was supposed to read fender and quarter. Sadly he passed in 2013.
I would never and don't recomnded that apaoch. Or braking the law. Just pointing out there are those out there who will.

Gator 45/70 · Jan 23, 2019

340six said:
Spell check got me was supposed to read fender and quarter. Sadly he passed in 2013.
I would never and don't recomnded that apaoch. Or braking the law. Just pointing out there are those out there who will.

Its all good man!

Paintball · Jan 24, 2019

Gator 45/70 · Jan 24, 2019

Paintball said:

I really need a Trunk Monkey!

BrandonPle · Jan 24, 2019

I think it's clear that this is retaliation for messing with his homeboys hunting land .
I would probably expect more carnage like this in the future.

Gator 45/70 · Jan 24, 2019

BrandonPle said:
I think it's clear that this is retaliation for messing with his homeboys hunting land .
I would probably expect more carnage like this in the future.

That's about as dumb as it gets!

mike84z28 · Jan 24, 2019

That's why I take my 99 Honda accord POS to Walmart. The only ding on my 2015 2500HD is from a cart at Walmart, never again.

RaleighReloader · Jan 24, 2019

When I go anywhere with a parking lot, I always park at the back, or far enough back to avoid being near other vehicles. Walking the bit of extra distance is good for me, and it means I never have to worry about door dings, idiots with shopping carts, kids running amok, etc.

Mike

340six · Jan 24, 2019

DBMJR1 · Jan 24, 2019

You know those locks you get with every new firearm? These are intended to keep you from shooting parking violators.

The way they work, is you place one of those chinky padlocks around the wheel spoke of a parking lot violator. You can also place one around their door handle. Since you're not really damaging anything, you've committed no crime.

You get your satisfaction without shooting anybody, and the parking lot idiot gets to have a shop technician charge them $50 to remove a padlock that's making their tire out of balance.

Win Win

MetalVendor · Jan 24, 2019

DBMJR1 said:
You know those locks you get with every new firearm? These are intended to keep you from shooting parking violators.

The way they work, is you place one of those chinky padlocks around the wheel spoke of a parking lot violator. You can also place one around their door handle. Since you're not really damaging anything, you've committed no crime.

You get your satisfaction without shooting anybody, and the parking lot idiot gets to have a shop technician charge them $50 to remove a padlock that's making their tire out of balance.

Win Win

This is an absolutely brilliant idea!

Gator 45/70 · Jan 24, 2019

DBMJR1 said:
You know those locks you get with every new firearm? These are intended to keep you from shooting parking violators.

The way they work, is you place one of those chinky padlocks around the wheel spoke of a parking lot violator. You can also place one around their door handle. Since you're not really damaging anything, you've committed no crime.

You get your satisfaction without shooting anybody, and the parking lot idiot gets to have a shop technician charge them $50 to remove a padlock that's making their tire out of balance.

Win Win

Genius!

Expert684 · Jan 25, 2019

So I go through life and meet "quality" folks like "shopping kart guy" and I like many others like to give proper identification to these folks. So help me here:
"Shopping Kart Douche" some how come to mind first, as I was impressed on another thread here by "Douche Canoe".
Feel free to share any other "proper" I.d.'s for such said folks. :mamoru:

Gator 45/70 · Jan 25, 2019

Expert684 said:
So I go through life and meet "quality" folks like "shopping kart guy" and I like many others like to give proper identification to these folks. So help me here:
"Shopping Kart Douche" some how come to mind first, as I was impressed on another thread here by "Douche Canoe".
Feel free to share any other "proper" I.d.'s for such said folks.

You have to be ''oilfield'' to understand our extended and colorful terminology.

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