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    oleheat

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    That we can control global climate change by giving our government total control over everything we do.
     

    Bangswitch

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    Seems like that's been tried before here. Didn't seem to work.

    Sounds like a conspiracy.

    Thats not a conspiracy theory.

    This is:

    I think your aversion to people sharing laughable conspiracy theories isn’t so much an aversion but a fear someone will out one of the conspiracy theories you propitiated, to disguise what you and your globalist friends are up to.

    Seriously folks its not that hard of a formula to follow.
    It goes:
    wild accusation
    + wilder motive
    + infamous boogeyman
    = hilarious conspiracy theory.
     

    DAVE_M

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    Thats not a conspiracy theory.

    This is:

    I think your aversion to people sharing laughable conspiracy theories isn’t so much an aversion but a fear someone will out one of the conspiracy theories you propitiated, to disguise what you and your globalist friends are up to.

    Seriously folks its not that hard of a formula to follow.
    It goes:
    wild accusation
    + wilder motive
    + infamous boogeyman
    = hilarious conspiracy theory.

    Are you saying that it's not a conspiracy, because people don't actually talk about gun stuff on a gun forum?

    Or are you saying that it's not a conspiracy, because you don't actually talk about gun stuff on a gun forum?
     

    georg jetson

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    That Oswald shot Kennedy.

    That 2 planes hit 2 buildings but 3 fell in their own footprint

    That 1 guy killed 58 ppl with a bumpstock equipped ar.

    The US gov far out goofies everyone
     

    dwr461

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    That anyone other than lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK.

    NAZI: gold, moon base, Antarctica base,

    UFO: at Area 51, alien abductions

    Trump collusion.




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    XD-GEM

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    During the Falklands Island War, we got a letter from someone explaining why the Brits were so willing to fight Argentina over a little island full of nothing but sheep.

    It goes something like this:
    At the end of World War II, Adolf Hitler fled Germany with all of the top scientists, leaving behind low-level rocket guys like Werner Von Braun for the Allies to find. The distraction of dealing with them would give Hitler time to establish a secret base in Antarctica where his top scientists built and operated a fleet of spacecraft which were so fast and agile that no aircraft could keep up with them. From that base, Hitler sent his spacecraft out on regular missions to buzz the capitals of the world to tweak the noses of his WWII foes. These are the UFOs that people began seeing around the world after the war.

    The Brits established a radar base on the Falkland Islands to monitor Hitler's Antarctica UFO fleet. And that's why they were so willing to risk a major conflict with Argentina - a nation that openly welcomed other fugitive Nazis.
     

    sandman7925

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    I tried to read the book “Dr Mary’s Monkey”. I couldn’t finish it. That’s the mother of all conspiracy theories.


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    Magdump

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    During the Falklands Island War, we got a letter from someone explaining why the Brits were so willing to fight Argentina over a little island full of nothing but sheep.

    It goes something like this:
    At the end of World War II, Adolf Hitler fled Germany with all of the top scientists, leaving behind low-level rocket guys like Werner Von Braun for the Allies to find. The distraction of dealing with them would give Hitler time to establish a secret base in Antarctica where his top scientists built and operated a fleet of spacecraft which were so fast and agile that no aircraft could keep up with them. From that base, Hitler sent his spacecraft out on regular missions to buzz the capitals of the world to tweak the noses of his WWII foes. These are the UFOs that people began seeing around the world after the war.

    The Brits established a radar base on the Falkland Islands to monitor Hitler's Antarctica UFO fleet. And that's why they were so willing to risk a major conflict with Argentina - a nation that openly welcomed other fugitive Nazis.

    That’s interesting. And Hitler did actually send missions to Antarctica. I bet many would be surprised at how many SS actually wound up in South America. Prolly as many as we scooped up for project paper clip and other ops and agencies. I’ve read repeatedly that zee Germans were at the forefront of forming the CIA as well.
     
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    Bangswitch

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    During the Falklands Island War, we got a letter from someone explaining why the Brits were so willing to fight Argentina over a little island full of nothing but sheep.

    It goes something like this:
    At the end of World War II, Adolf Hitler fled Germany with all of the top scientists, leaving behind low-level rocket guys like Werner Von Braun for the Allies to find. The distraction of dealing with them would give Hitler time to establish a secret base in Antarctica where his top scientists built and operated a fleet of spacecraft which were so fast and agile that no aircraft could keep up with them. From that base, Hitler sent his spacecraft out on regular missions to buzz the capitals of the world to tweak the noses of his WWII foes. These are the UFOs that people began seeing around the world after the war.

    The Brits established a radar base on the Falkland Islands to monitor Hitler's Antarctica UFO fleet. And that's why they were so willing to risk a major conflict with Argentina - a nation that openly welcomed other fugitive Nazis.
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    Take notes boys and girls. This is a usda prime conspiracy theory.
     
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    DBMJR1

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    Not really a conspiracy theory, so much as scientific fact:

    DHMO, Di-Hydrogen Monoxide, is one of the most deadly chemical compounds on Earth. It is a corrosive, capable of eating through steel. DHMO can act as a physical abrasive, wearing down entire mountain ranges.

    A small amount of DHMO can kill a person if aspirated into the lungs. Aspirating DHMO kills hundreds of children every year.

    Ingest enough DHMO and it will kill you dead. Hyponatremia will cause you to feel intoxicated, then cause your organs to shut down.


    DHMO is often used in the industrial sector as a coolant, and as a cutting agent.

    DHMO can be found in EVERY municipal water supply. It's probably in your swimming pool right now.


    Everyone should write your representative and demand that DHMO be banned.
     

    Bangswitch

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    Not really a conspiracy theory, so much as scientific fact:

    DHMO, Di-Hydrogen Monoxide, is one of the most deadly chemical compounds on Earth. It is a corrosive, capable of eating through steel. DHMO can act as a physical abrasive, wearing down entire mountain ranges.

    A small amount of DHMO can kill a person if aspirated into the lungs. Aspirating DHMO kills hundreds of children every year.

    Ingest enough DHMO and it will kill you dead. Hyponatremia will cause you to feel intoxicated, then cause your organs to shut down.


    DHMO is often used in the industrial sector as a coolant, and as a cutting agent.

    DHMO can be found in EVERY municipal water supply. It's probably in your swimming pool right now.


    Everyone should write your representative and demand that DHMO be banned.

    You know I thought at some point that bit might get old. Well it hasn’t. Maybe I’ll just never grow up.:rofl:
     

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    There is a strange conspiracy that people want you to believe shotguns are good home defense weapons and .357 snubbies are good for small women.
     
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