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    Bangswitch

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    Break out the Reynolds boys and girls cause I want to know the absolute most absurd conspiracy theory you ever heard.

    I’ll start. I heard Steven Rhenelia (spelling) laughing about this one on a podcast.

    The Kiltons (really hoping that catches on) were instrumental in the reintroduction of wolves into the western states in hopes they would decimate other wildlife leaving nothing for us to hunt with our guns crushing the gun industry and opening up the playing field for a ban.

    There was another about air dropping rattle snakes to eat wild turkey eggs.

    Ok the only ground rule is, if you actually believe the theory you can’t tell it please don’t put yourself out there for all the agencies to see. I would hate to have played a role in black helicopters landing in your yard and men with guns carting you off to some black site in the deserts of West Texas.



    If you don’t know of any, and you are imaginative enough feel free to make one up.

    This thread is for entertainment purposes only.
     
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    machinedrummer

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    That still a huge group of people believe the 1911 is better than a Glock. Conspiracy based Cult.
     

    991GT3

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    Wolves from northern Canada were introduced into areas of the US.

    They are unbelievably huge - 130 lb males.

    This is true.

    Why?

    Globalism and stuff.

    Globalism is an umbrella and many foul things hide within its shadow. They are running down and eating hunting dogs in Minnesota now.

    Are they protected?

    Probably.

    Just like Gators here.


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    Bangswitch

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    Wolves from northern Canada were introduced into areas of the US.

    They are unbelievably huge - 130 lb males.

    This is true.

    Why?

    Globalism and stuff.

    Globalism is an umbrella and many foul things hide within its shadow. They are running down and eating hunting dogs in Minnesota now.

    Are they protected?

    Probably.

    Just like Gators here.


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    I assume you’re having some fun, if not, we can talk predators and delisting of recovered populations. We could PM or start a new thread. If you’re just having fun nevermind.
     

    MetalVendor

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    I always got a good laugh at the conspiracy theory that North Dakota wasn't real. There are actually real people who believe that North Dakota is merely a ploy by the government to protect us from aliens and Canada. I'm serious, some people believe this. I suppose I can't totally write it off as complete nonsense since I have never been to North Dakota or met anyone who claims to be from there... Maybe these people are onto something! Haha!
     

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    There is a forum that isn't a forum that was created from a forum, but banned by the forum for being another forum, but I'm not sure.

    Must be a conspiracy.
     

    Magdump

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    I’m confused. Are you talking about conspiracies? Or are you talking about conspiracy THEORIES? I gave up long ago trying to force people to differentiate between the two. I could prolly bring up a few of each but it would help to know for sure which direction this thread is....
    Ok, yeah. Knock yourselves out. I’ll just start popping some corn.
     

    machinedrummer

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    It’s a conspiracy that the two party system actually offers a choice. They are all in it together. As Dennis De Young would say *welcome to the Grand Illusion*
     

    Bangswitch

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    I’m confused. Are you talking about conspiracies? Or are you talking about conspiracy THEORIES? I gave up long ago trying to force people to differentiate between the two. I could prolly bring up a few of each but it would help to know for sure which direction this thread is....
    Ok, yeah. Knock yourselves out. I’ll just start popping some corn.

    I suppose you have a point. I intended this to be about theories.

    What’s the goofiest one you have heard or created.
     
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