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  • 340six

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    What about one?
    Post-um here. I know a few but none clean.
    On a side note, I had a man work for me doing Construction Type Work who was from California he never heard any till he moved here. The 1st week he was here he was told tons. Downside was that he would meet real Coonass's who had the same name and think they were stories about there family.
     

    Magdump

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    Anybody know Pierre Broussard and how I can get hold of him? He leff he’s gun in dem woods.

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    gwpercle

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    I don't know any clean or politically correct ones !
    This might be OK.

    Boudreaux, in his usual highly inebriated state , stumbles into the church building Saturday afternoon, staggers his way into the confessional and sits down . The Priest, there of course to hear confession , hears nothing. The Priest coughs to let Boudreaux know that he is ready to hear his confession , but still hears nothing. He then knocks on the wall separating them .... Boudreaux tells him " Sorry podnuh der aint no paper in this one either !"

    I'm sorry about this one...clean ones just aint that funny!
     

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    I got a "New Cajun Joke":
    4 more years of JBE
    Think about that!
     

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    Well, it's the Republican who voted for him, again, just like they did the last time. Just because Vitter's slept with a hooker!
    Is there such thing as a politician who didn't slept with a hooker?????
     

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    Well, it's the Republican who voted for him, again, just like they did the last time. Just because Vitter's slept with a hooker!
    Is there such thing as a politician who didn't slept with a hooker?????

    The one who couldn’t come up with the cash for a five dollar handy. That’s usually quickly solved through campaign contributions and misappropriated tax dollars.
     

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    Father Thibodeaux was making his weekly patient visit to the hospital . As he walked down the hallway he spotted Mother Angelica coming toward him, lickety-split , saying her rosary fast and loud. She ran past him without saying a word .Father Thibodeaux continued down the hall and sees Doctor Boudreaux coming around the corner. He asks , Doc Boudreaux , whas' de matter wid Mother Angelica ? She jus' pass me by goin' to beat the band and sayin' her rosary fas' fas' and loud loud . Doc Boudreaux tells him, Mais I jus' told her she's pregnant . Father Thibodeaux asks Oh no is she really ?
    Doc Boudreaux says , Mais , of course not, but it sure did cure her hiccups !

    Today is Bad Joke Friday right ?... when you tell the worst joke you can find .
    This is my Bad Joke
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    Why aren't there any Cajun Astronauts?
    Because whenever someone at NASA says "launch" the Cajuns go eat.
    EWE said "Never get caught in a room with a dead hooker or a live boy".
     

    340six

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    Poor Old Old Boudreaux Dies. His wife Marie heads down to make arrangements. She leaves there and heads to the News Paper.
    She tells them she needs it in the paper. They tell her that they no longer do it free. She says well I do not have much $.
    She makes out a long very nice tribute and a when and and where. He says well the 1st 10 words are $35.00 and so much each word after.
    He reads it and counts says wow that sure is nice everything you say he sure would have liked that. Then he gives her the cost.
    She says I can not pay that no way no how!
    She looks over the New Price List on the counter.
    She starts writing. He hands him the paper.
    He reads it. He says Marie that will be 5 bucks.
    What did it say? Marie being the smart lady she is put.

    For Sale Boudreaux's 1972 F-150 in Great Shape.
    Classifieds are $5.00
     
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