This is for the FAL guys...stolen from another forum, but I think y'all can appreciate it here too.
I AM FAL MAN!
HAS HE LOST THE PIN
BUILDING FALS HE SHALL BEGIN
WILL IT CYLCLE AT ALL
HESSE RECEIVERS THEY WON'T RECALL
WTF IS ALIVE OR DEAD
WILL IT EVER SLING SOME LEAD?
WHEN THE BOLT SLAMS SHUT
A PRODUCT OF THE FAL-KIT GLUT
HESSE RECEIVER MADE OF STEEL
MAGNAFLUXED WITH A MAGNETIC FIELD
A PROJECT TO "UNWIND"
FOR THE FUTURE OF MANKIND
MIGHT NEVER FUNCTION
HE JUST STARES AT THE WORLD
PLANNING HIS RANGE TRIP
THAT HE WILL SOON UNFURL
NOW THE TIME IS HERE
FOR FAL MAN TO SPREAD FEAR
WTF GUN AT THE RANGE
THAT P.O.S. SURE LOOKS STRANGE
NOBODY WANTS IT
THEY JUST TURN THEIR HEADS
MIGHT BE A JUNKER
NOW HE HAS TO CONTEND
HEAVY BOOTS OF LEAD
POUNDS ON LOCKING SHOULDERS TIL HE SEES RED
GRINDING AS AS FAST AS HE CAN
FAL MAN LIVES AGAIN!!!!!
I AM FAL MAN!
HAS HE LOST THE PIN
BUILDING FALS HE SHALL BEGIN
WILL IT CYLCLE AT ALL
HESSE RECEIVERS THEY WON'T RECALL
WTF IS ALIVE OR DEAD
WILL IT EVER SLING SOME LEAD?
WHEN THE BOLT SLAMS SHUT
A PRODUCT OF THE FAL-KIT GLUT
HESSE RECEIVER MADE OF STEEL
MAGNAFLUXED WITH A MAGNETIC FIELD
A PROJECT TO "UNWIND"
FOR THE FUTURE OF MANKIND
MIGHT NEVER FUNCTION
HE JUST STARES AT THE WORLD
PLANNING HIS RANGE TRIP
THAT HE WILL SOON UNFURL
NOW THE TIME IS HERE
FOR FAL MAN TO SPREAD FEAR
WTF GUN AT THE RANGE
THAT P.O.S. SURE LOOKS STRANGE
NOBODY WANTS IT
THEY JUST TURN THEIR HEADS
MIGHT BE A JUNKER
NOW HE HAS TO CONTEND
HEAVY BOOTS OF LEAD
POUNDS ON LOCKING SHOULDERS TIL HE SEES RED
GRINDING AS AS FAST AS HE CAN
FAL MAN LIVES AGAIN!!!!!
