to the "Handgun in the urinal" dude

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  • headspace

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    I'm the guy that was taking a **** in the urinal next to you last night at Rave cinema by the mall.
    What I was trying to tell you when I saw you struggling with the chore of keeping your gun concealed was, as you are opening your pants to take a ****, try pushing the pistol up into your armpit and squeezing it against your ribs with your upper arm to hold it concealed under your shirt. I really don't know how in the world that could have sounded like, "just throw in the urinal til you're done".
    If it was accidental, you might oughta attend a weapons retention class, or maybe just start moving the gun to another place before ya go ****. Because pretty much everybody in the men's room could tell, from the God awful racket in that porceline basin, what had just occured.
    Anyway, thanks for not accidentaly shootin me in the dick.
     

    LongGoneDays

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    USMC-Deano

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    How the freak was he carrying in order for this to happen? Appendix??? IDK, I usually don't un-button to take a ****, anyway, so I've never had issues, but I also carry IWB just behind my 3 o'clock belt loop.
     

    JNieman

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    How the freak was he carrying in order for this to happen? Appendix??? IDK, I usually don't un-button to take a ****, anyway, so I've never had issues, but I also carry IWB just behind my 3 o'clock belt loop.
    This.

    My 5 year old boy just recently got it down that you don't have to drop trou to take a ****. Sounds like your gun buddy at the pisser needs to learn. Besides, if you leave it buttoned and belted, and just unzip, you can do the "both hands on hips" ****.
     

    rrussotwo

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    How the freak was he carrying in order for this to happen? Appendix??? IDK, I usually don't un-button to take a ****, anyway, so I've never had issues, but I also carry IWB just behind my 3 o'clock belt loop.

    This ^^^^

    Thank you for making my day OP.
     

    headspace

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    He was obviously carrying down the front of his pants. I laughed about it later.
    I think he tried to do what I suggested and just lost it. But for fun I told him he better dry it off before it shrinks.

    Pissing on his shoes woulda been the thing to do I guess..
     
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