The strange tale of Stalin VS John Wayne

"When the hit men entered, the FBI agents pounced, disarming and handcuffing the killers before they could harm Wayne.

Those G-men must have been big John Wayne fans, because they let him deal with the killers his own way: at Wayne’s direction, the FBI men loaded the KGB agents into cars and drove them to a secluded beach north of Los Angeles. At the beach the KGB men, still handcuffed, were marched down to the surf and were made to kneel in wet sand. Then as the FBI agents looked on approvingly, Wayne and Grant drew pistols and aimed them at the heads of the KGB men. “On the count of three,” Wayne told Grant. “One…two…THREE!”
Both Wayne and Grant fired their guns, but the KGB men didn’t die. It took a moment for them to realize they were still alive; when they opened their eyes, Wayne held up his gun and exclaimed, “Blanks!”

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returningliberty said:

Matters not weather true or false. Great story befitting great man.

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oleheat said:

That's how I feel about it too, RL....There will always be some who would disagree- and that's fine- but JW was indeed a powerful symbol of America around the world for a very long time.

It's really sad when you look at the celebrities we're known for today, isn't it. No comparison.

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"When the hit men entered, the FBI agents pounced, disarming and handcuffing the killers before they could harm Wayne.

Those G-men must have been big John Wayne fans, because they let him deal with the killers his own way: at Wayne’s direction, the FBI men loaded the KGB agents into cars and drove them to a secluded beach north of Los Angeles. At the beach the KGB men, still handcuffed, were marched down to the surf and were made to kneel in wet sand. Then as the FBI agents looked on approvingly, Wayne and Grant drew pistols and aimed them at the heads of the KGB men. *On the count of three,* Wayne told Grant. *One…two…THREE!*
Both Wayne and Grant fired their guns, but the KGB men didn’t die. It took a moment for them to realize they were still alive; when they opened their eyes, Wayne held up his gun and exclaimed, *Blanks!*

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then the duke stood up and whistled. a palomino mare roared out of the surf and came galloping his way. the duke hooked the hit men up to the horse saddle and slapped it on the butt. the horse ran off dragging the hit men in the sand to their demise. then the FBI men loaded the duke up and they went to a local bar where the duke met some women admirers and went in the back room. when he came out he let them smell his fingers.

then they went outside and kicked some random doors in with the duke and violated some more civil rights and smoked cigars.

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Hunh Bruh said:

i added the second part. but since no one cares the first part was ridiculous crap, and said it sounded cool anyway, i wanted to add some too. is mine cool?

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762NATO said:

Why would Stalin want to kill the duke? Didn't be ever watch his movies?

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