Zombies are migrating from Miami to LA

SeventhSon · Jun 6, 2012

Geez. The bitings will continue until morale increases.

http://morallowground.com/2012/06/0...x-arrested-after-biting-chunk-from-mans-face/

762NATO · Jun 6, 2012

Have machete, will travel. Need 12 gauge shotgun.

Lucky-13 · Jun 6, 2012

I'm in MS I'll head them off here.

Tx_oil · Jun 6, 2012

I have an Apocalypse Kit--remember the set of machetes that Gerber makes--so Lafayette is safe.

oleheat · Jun 6, 2012

The Zombie Blitzkrieg rolls on.....

Prepare yourselves before it's too late! I ain't taking any chances. :run:

(Clever disguise for recon/infiltration purposes)
VVVVVV

Zombie Beer is a must

Know Thy Enemy- and what he likes to eat

Mjolnir · Jun 6, 2012

USMC-Deano · Jun 6, 2012

oleheat said:
Know Thy Enemy- and what he likes to eat

My question is, where are they finding 6-11 servings of brain daily? I haven't seen many people lately who have even 10% of a brain in their head, so I'm not referring to how much is actually used.

Jack · Jun 6, 2012

The reporter was cute

dwr461 · Jun 6, 2012

The reporter was cute

I wonder what her brain would taste like?
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I mean, there are no zombies!

Where the heck did I put those bath salts?

Dave

jro6803 · Jun 6, 2012

According to a quote from the victim wasp spray will work on zombies. "Credeur sprayed a can of wasp killer in Jacquneaux’s face to repel the bloodthirsty ‘zombie.’ It worked; the assailant left and went to another acquaintance’s home in nearby Carencro where he held the man up at knifepoint while stealing a gun."

Tx_oil · Jun 6, 2012

Have'nt we been hearing for a while now how as the election gets closer, things will start to spiral downhill??

oleheat · Jun 6, 2012

dwr461 said:
I wonder what her brain would taste like?
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I mean, there are no zombies!

Where the heck did I put those bath salts?

Dave

No worries....everything's better with some Tony's, I guess.

SeventhSon · Jun 6, 2012

jro6803 said:
According to a quote from the victim wasp spray will work on zombies. "Credeur sprayed a can of wasp killer in Jacquneaux’s face to repel the bloodthirsty ‘zombie.’ It worked; the assailant left and went to another acquaintance’s home in nearby Carencro where he held the man up at knifepoint while stealing a gun."

Who knew???

Gone are the days of spending a bunch of money of anti-zombie spray.

A simple $1.50 can of W.A.S.P. spray is all you need.

chad · Jun 6, 2012

Does anyone else feel like carrying a handgun is no longer sufficient? Here is my new OC rig.

VeedUp · Jun 6, 2012

jro6803 said:
according to a quote from the victim wasp spray will work on zombies. "credeur sprayed a can of wasp killer in jacquneaux’s face to repel the bloodthirsty ‘zombie.’ it worked; the assailant left and went to another acquaintance’s home in nearby carencro where he held the man up at knifepoint while stealing a gun."

that don't sound right

SeventhSon · Jun 6, 2012

VeedUp said:
that don't sound right

I know, right?

Hattrick 22 · Jun 6, 2012

Deano said:
My question is, where are they finding 6-11 servings of brain daily? I haven't seen many people lately who have even 10% of a brain in their head, so I'm not referring to how much is actually used.

Simple enough just hide and the zombies should die of stavation

SeventhSon · Jun 6, 2012

Hattrick 22 said:
Simple enough just hide and the zombies should die of stavation

If a zombie starves to death, would it just reanimate into another zombie? Hmmmm

bassicpackrat · Jun 6, 2012

was listening to this on the BOLO radio at the fire station as it was going down. It was like a frickin play by play. Myself and one of the firemen were in the comm room when the alert came over. Zombies be crazy!!!!

dwr461 · Jun 6, 2012

Oh my Gawd. Ya'll are forcing me to be a geek.

Zombie's can't starve to death. They're dead.

It's common for people to confuse the point. In 28 Days Later they're living humans who're infected with a virus and therefore can starve to death. 28 Day's Later isn't a zombie movie. It's a plague movie.

Zombies can wear out over time. Like a machine.

Dave

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