Worlds greatest Zombie defense mechanism.....

MyTFAL · Jun 8, 2012

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Zombies can't swim

Gringo Loco · Jun 8, 2012

THEY ARE ADAPTING!!!

CrkdLtr · Jun 8, 2012

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Zombies can't swim

As covered by Max Brooks, They'll just aimlessly walk around on the bottom of the ocean/river/water body until the brain and remaining flesh rots away. Some zombies may float due to trapped gas in the abdominal cavity but that will not last long.

Russo · Jun 8, 2012

so you're justifying a camp and boat?

swamper · Jun 8, 2012

But, when the fish, sharks, and other water creatures eat them, do they in turn become come zombies? I could only imagine turning into a zombie because that damned South American fish that is attracted to urine swims up your urethra and turns you into a zombie. What a way to go.

cnodie1 · Jun 8, 2012

I saw a pretty neat article a while back about a team that won a contest for best zombie survival idea. Their plan consisted of a diesel fueled tug boat on the mississippi river pushing 4 barges. One barge was living quarters, one for planting fruits and vegetables, one for storage of supplies and the final barge was for the development of bio-diesel. They had mapped out a plan that would involve going out during the day and rounding up a few zombies and putting them in the bio-matter pit on the bio diesel barge and making fuel out of the decay. I can't remember the specifics of the fuel making but I am close. Pretty good idea if you ask me.

Bosco · Jun 8, 2012

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MyTFAL · Jun 8, 2012

absolutely!!!!

russo said:
so you're justifying a camp and boat?

dwr461 · Jun 8, 2012

As covered by Max Brooks it would seem a house on stilts with a water supply running up through the supports would be a good idea. Don't have any ladders or stairs down to the ground unless you can put them in the house. Have solar panels or something that doesn't make any noise for power on the house. I don't know that this would work any better than garlic against vampires. How does one protect against imaginary monsters anyway?

Dave

CrkdLtr · Jun 8, 2012

swamper said:
But, when the fish, sharks, and other water creatures eat them, do they in turn become come zombies? I could only imagine turning into a zombie because that damned South American fish that is attracted to urine swims up your urethra and turns you into a zombie. What a way to go.

As Brooks described, the Solanum virus infects the brain of humans only, the reanimated corpse only pursue living humans and animals do not eat the flesh of the infected.

CUJOHUNTER · Jun 8, 2012

And for better measure, you can slice em up with the props.........

Takuan · Jun 8, 2012

I still say it's the winter melon. Unless you can afford lots of cob cannons.

762NATO · Jun 8, 2012

Hobo

With a

Shotgun

McMedic · Jun 8, 2012

swamper said:
...that damned South American fish that is attracted to urine swims up your urethra and turns you into a zombie. What a way to go.

The stuff of nightmares! :eek4:

Russo · Jun 8, 2012

dwr461 said:
How does one protect against imaginary monsters anyway?

Dave

there are some monsters that are real, there is only one guaranteed way of success though

gsneff · Jun 9, 2012

that was laways my thought in these zombie apocolyps fils, why not head for an island. if anyone there is infected you can quickly dispatch them and then have the island to yourself. fish for protein and grow veggies for vitamins.

DBMJR1 · Jun 9, 2012

As already stated, since zombies are already dead, they can't drown. They'll wander the bottom aimlessly. If they find your anchor line, they may climb it.

762NATO · Jun 9, 2012

You know, there was one film where a zombie was able to operate a Styer AUG, set fires, think, overcome obstacles.....
The only sure defense? Move to the moon.

Or.....

dwr461 · Jun 9, 2012

To be safe from Zombies? I say move to Antarctica. The cold will freeze them solid. Of course just staying alive in Antarctica is a challenge from what I understand.

Dave

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