Obama was touring the countryside one day in his chauffeur driven limo.
The limo rounded a curve and struck a donkey in the road.
Obama ordered his chauffeur to check on the unfortunate animal.
The chauffeur returned and reported the animal to be deceased.
Obama noted a roadside farmhouse and told his chauffeur that the animal must have come from there. He told the chauffeur to notify the owners of the animals demise.
The chauffeur returned three hours later, drunk and in complete disarray.
Obama asked what happened.
The chauffeur replied, "well sir, the farmer invited me in and shared his best bottle of whiskey with me. The wife cooked me a fabulous dinner. Then his 2 beautiful daughters made love to me several times."
Obama asked what in the world the chauffeur had said.
The chauffeur replied,"welll, I knocked on the door, and when they answered,I told them I was Obama's driver and I had run over the jackass and killed him."
The limo rounded a curve and struck a donkey in the road.
Obama ordered his chauffeur to check on the unfortunate animal.
The chauffeur returned and reported the animal to be deceased.
Obama noted a roadside farmhouse and told his chauffeur that the animal must have come from there. He told the chauffeur to notify the owners of the animals demise.
The chauffeur returned three hours later, drunk and in complete disarray.
Obama asked what happened.
The chauffeur replied, "well sir, the farmer invited me in and shared his best bottle of whiskey with me. The wife cooked me a fabulous dinner. Then his 2 beautiful daughters made love to me several times."
Obama asked what in the world the chauffeur had said.
The chauffeur replied,"welll, I knocked on the door, and when they answered,I told them I was Obama's driver and I had run over the jackass and killed him."
