Deranged Gunman Opens Fire On Shooting Range

[Tulse Luper]

See Here.

 

[gonepecan]

That's pretty funny.

 

[03GeeTee]

According to that article everyone on this site is a psychopath waiting to go on a mass shooting spree.

 

[whbonney26]

Nice.

Crazy gun owners.

 

[Speedlace]

The good ol' Onion bringing the LULz.

After exhausting his final two clips, Woodrich reportedly fled the premises still carrying the loaded weapon. He was then seen entering a bank, a gas station, and a fried chicken restaurant before returning home and voluntarily disarming himself.

 

[Tulse Luper]

The look on the "shooter's" face is priceless.

 

[tupperware9mm]

the onion is a fake funny news outlet

 

[03GeeTee]

lol I didn't even notice it was the Onion

 

[St.Francisville]

The second I saw the title, I figured that it was targets being shot, not people.

 

[Yrdawg]

Didn't notice the onion, thought the guy looked a little like MEM......thought , dam, it finally happened

 

[artabr]

Art

 

[jimdana1942]

What?

 

[kajuntriton]

Well I guess my neighbors must have read THIS ARTICLE! The local APSO just left my property..... failed to get any of there names....ummmm yeah 3 cars!
1st Officer: Hi my name is yadda yadda
Me: Good afternoon I am Chris Yad yady
1st officer: Sir, do you know of anyone near here shooting a firearm?
Me: Yes sir I do.....that would have been me.
2nd officer: Mr. Yad yady were you shooting your firearm in a safe direction?
Me: Yes sir I was and I also was shooting into a 12 yard dirt pile that I do frequently shoot into, would you like to see it?
2nd officer: Where is the pile.
Me: In the back yard behind my shop (as I opened my rear gate) 3rd officer: DAMN that's some BIG ASS (Rottweilers) dogs! That's ok we don't need to see it.
1st officer: We are sorry Mr. Yad yady Fugking people around here just do NOT understand it is perfectly legal to fire a firearm as long as it is in a safe direction and controlled fire.
Me: That's quite alright, you are NOT the first guys that have been called on me in the past.
1st officer: What were you shooting?
Me: A FAL...
1st: A WHAT?
Me: .308 Military rifle
2nd officer: OH well I guess that is why they called.....those guns are LOUD!!
1st,2nd,3rd,officers: Have a great afternoon mr Yad yada

Me: Thanks guys, have a great day! "Chuckleing" See ya soon.....
One of the 3: Probably so, just keep shooting dirt hills and not the Ahole that keeps calling us!!


Good guys!

KT