pepper spray and a baseball bat/machete
^^^ Yep!
+10000 for the Machete...
pepper spray and a baseball bat/machete
+10000 for the Machete...
The weight distribution on the Kukri knife is fantastic, perfect for lopping all kinds of limbs off. Its like buttah.
Tactical pimpin'The Khukuri is my favorite idea so far. Here is some wiki info on it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khukuri
It looks innocent enough to keep several around the house and maybe could even be a conversation piece at dinner parties.
I've found a supplier. This looks to be their highest end knife at a grand total of $54.99..
http://www.thekhukurihouse.com/catalog/product.php?id=3934fc5113
Is this thing junk?
This one look nice too. Weighs 750 grams.
Or how about this one. 1250 grams!
"Built for the kill, crafted to cut, designed to serve and survive and forged to accomplish a task, be it minor or major, the KUKRI Machete is truly an all rounder when cutting, chopping, hacking, slashing, striking etc is the prime objective."
Tell your boss:
1 Spray intruder with 1/2 gal. pepper spray.
2 Shoot him with taser, while he is blinded from pepper spray.
3 Beat him with baseball bat, while he is on ground in convulsions.
4 Wack off his legs, with big freaking knife, while he is unconscious.
5 Spray his face with Easy-Off, just for fun.
6 Dial 911