Math quiz, everyone!

[deafdave3]

You're driving the city bus. There's 7 people on the bus.

At your first stop, 3 get off, and 4 get on.

At your second stop, 4 get off, and 3 get on.

At your third stop, 2 get off and 5 get on.

At your last stop, 1 gets off, and 6 get on.

Now... think about that carefully....

And answer this....

How old is the bus driver?

 

[dtd80]

Whatever age I currently am?

 

[S&W4ME]

Over 21

 

[dtd80]

Over 21

With the appropriate licensing unless you hijacked the bus and started to throw hostages out in exchange for fellow felons....

 

[spanky]

How many of them chose to loiter at the bus stop instead of getting on?

 

[Cat]

With the appropriate licensing unless you hijacked the bus and started to throw hostages out in exchange for fellow felons....

God I hope not because that means you died six months ago!

ZOMBIE DRIVER!!!

 

[deafdave3]

damn it. this joke is funnier in person. shucks. Ok, moving on!

 

[MRBULLRED]

It depends.. When did this drive take place...before or after my birthday..

 

[Orfus5]

had this riddle in my psych class, pretty funny

 

[deafdave3]

Okay, I made a mistake. I put a joke on a forum that just didn't work on a forum. Ya'll not gonna let me forget this, are ya'll?

 

[spanky]

Yeah, doesn't work so good when you can go back and read it.

 

[deafdave3]

I'm gonna make up for it. I'm gonna give ya'll one of my best Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes... coming soon to "Off-Topic Discussions"!

 

[Cat]

Okay, I made a mistake. I put a joke on a forum that just didn't work on a forum. Ya'll not gonna let me forget this, are ya'll?

Anything that can be turned into a zombie discussion rocks. Dennis Hopper zombies are even more awesome.

 

[SpeedRacer]

Actually there's no wrong answer. By saying "you're driving the city bus" when I'm obviously not, you are basically stating that it's a completely hypothetical situation that I'm in control of, with no reference to WHEN this hypothetical event is taking place.

So, for me the answer is 57. Because if I were to be hypothetically driving the city bus, I think I'd want to be 57.

 

[LA_Huntsman]

I'd want to be 67 and retiring next month...

 

[dtd80]

I would want to be 20 because I could be the special exception of being the youngest to have a license to drive a bus.

 

[eMGunslinger]

I thought it was funny when I glanced over it I thought read something like
"At your first stop, you get 3 shots off"
And I just thought man this is messed up a drive by in the yellow cheese!!!

 

[Leonidas]

Anything that can be turned into a zombie discussion rocks. Dennis Hopper zombies are even more awesome.

Yeah, but would you try for an autograph. (Think back)

 

[Baldrik78]

42. The answer is always 42.

 

[Leonidas]

Only thing I can guarantee, is there will be more people on the bus after the wreck than before it.