6 minutes until the rapture!

[DuckYou]

Are you ready. Post your goodbyes!

 

[MALIBU12]

 

[Leonidas]

"Okay, to go." - Jody Foster, Contact

 

[dantheman]

I guess I missed out on it . Maybe next time .

 

[DuckYou]

Ah, I am still here. Maybe next time.

 

[Leonidas]

Ah, I am still here. Maybe next time.

Ah, sorry, friend. The program guide says its a single performance, no revival tour.

 

[sandman7925]

Hopefully the time is for a different time zone and it still may happen.

 

[DuckYou]

Ah, sorry, friend. The program guide says its a single performance, no revival tour.

Hopefully the time is for a different time zone and it still may happen.

Well he predicted it in the 80's - it could be predicted again.

It was supposed to be 9 am in each time zone. A world wide wave of rapture!

 

[sraacke]

I feel discriminated against. Us atheists weren't even invited to participate in this rapture. I'm gonna find a good lawyer and sue.

 

[Leonidas]

I feel discriminated against. Us atheists weren't even invited to participate in this rapture. I'm gonna find a good lawyer and sue.

I think you just neglected to open the invitation

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Rev 3:20.

 

[Hitman]

Us atheists weren't even invited to participate in this rapture.

Knowing you Yale, as a friend, I'll entertain your comment

Actually you're given two invitations. Only one requires action, the other could be inevitable.

Your possible inevitable invitation;
Revelation 20:15
15 And anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire.

OR

Your present action required invitation;
John 3:16
16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

 

[toddrod]

Could it at least happen in Iraq / Iran / Afganistan

 

[Leonidas]

Unfortunately, or not, having read Hitman's post, if he is correct, you have lost the ignorance defense on the Last Day. If we are mistaken, nevermind.

"And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD." Jos 24:15

 

[Leonidas]

Could it at least happen in Iraq / Iran / Afganistan

It did about an hour ago, but none of the locals made it.

 

[sonanth]

Damn, I was hoping some of ya'll woulda left.

 

[Hitman]

if he is correct, you have lost the ignorance defense on the Last Day. If we are mistaken, nevermind.

HA, Pascal’s Wager eh?

 

[Nolacopusmc]

****...Afghanistan sucks so bad, we can't even get no raptures here!

They said it was on the way in the golden connex.


Maybe in a week or two the rapture will arrive here.

 

[Hitman]

****...Afghanistan sucks so bad, we can't even get no raptures here!

They said it was on the way in the golden connex.


Maybe in a week or two the rapture will arrive here.

 

[Nolacopusmc]

But hey, we got blueberry pop-tarts like a MoFo.

WHo ever thought it was a good idea to keep ordering blueberry when no onehas eaten a sigle blueberry poptart in the year i been here is beyond me.

I mean hell, strawberry gets eaten up immediately....maybe order more strawberry and stop ordering the damn blueberry??????????

Even as an expert reserve quartermaster, I can see that. RATARDS!

 

[TomTerrific]

It was on its way but there was a big pileup on the interstate at Whiskey Bay, so it's been delayed. LSP has no idea when I-10 will be reopened.