Anybody get "raptured" today?

[flamatrix99]

I went to the reloading clinic at LA Gun & Reloading and then to the Gun Show. That was pretty much rapture for me.

 

[Suburbazine]

I'm posting from the East Gate right now! :P

Posted from my Iphone 7 using Tapatalk

 

[ofcmetz]

I got raptured. But since there is wifi in heaven apparently I will still be posting from time to time.

 

[Bayoupiper]

I got elbowed in the groin, does that count?




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[Old_Demon]

Damn it, wish the old lady wasn't an agnostic - missed the best chance to get rid of her cheap!

 

[TomTerrific]

Here it is 1930 CDT. Posting on B.S must be the rapture.

 

[FTRrookie]

Damn! I maxed out all my credit cards expecting I wouldn't have to pay them off. Last time I listen to a Mayan

 

[BUSTER48]

This evening my wife and I went for an early dinner at our favorite Chinese restaurant, we decided if we were going to be called to heaven (highly unlikely for me), we might as well go on a full stomach. We finish the meal get the check and the usual fortune cookie. I crack open my fortune cookie and lo and behold there is no fortune in it. My wife says, “it looks like you’re going, you’ve got no future.”

 

[Azimuth]

Is the bus still comng? My back hurt's

 

[dantheman]

Rapture : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

 

[Sin-ster]

Replaced a busted extra power trigger spring on my G17, and lightened up the pull with a few other changes (thanks to JBP55).

The new break? Pure rapture.

 

[Tulse Luper]

I raptured my groin trying to nail my arabesque penchée.

 

[herohog]

For what it's worth, I'm still here!

Matthew 24:36 Jesus Speaking;
36 "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only."

King James Version: "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

Matthew 7:15-20
"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruits you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus, by their fruits you will recognize them."

 

[Cat]

I got elbowed in the groin, does that count?




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Only if she kissed it and made it all better!

 

[Zack3g]

The rapture turned me into a newt.





































...I got better.

 

[bayoupirate]

Do Zomies have to be people?
Zombie Raptors might require an equipment upgrade.

Sounds like your confused with Zombies.........

 

[Turn Key]

Just finished off the huge "Devil's Food" cake I'd bought to consume on my way up...

I'll have to try some Angel Food cake next.

TK

 

[crippy02]

I was eating at Izzo's when it came and went. I felt like I was in heaven, so i guess that counts, right?

 

[Renegade]

 

[Baldrik78]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tjjkk4n0o4k