Beard = Badass

[LongGoneDays]

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[Yrdawg]

BUT...a beard doesn't a bad ass make...unless this is Sonny Barger in Drag

 

[Gus McCrae]

this is just humor guys.. the whole site is twisted like that..

That's ******** son. You know damned well that study is all fact.

Haha, awesome. Too bad it would never happen, even if it were found to be true. Can't seal a gas mask with all the facial hair.

Doesn't matter. Men with beards don't need no stinking gas mask.

Baloney says Stephen Segall, The Rock, Van Diesel.

Plus it is a breeding ground for fleas, knats, ticks, and slurped food.

Jeremiah Johnson, Jim Bridger, Robert E Lee, Charles Goodnight..... don't care what those women do with their faces. Hell, even Jesus had a beard to aid him in the whipping of Satan!

Second, it's only "a breeding ground for fleas, knats, ticks, and slurped food" if you are too lazy to practice good hygiene, bath or to much of a slob to keep food out of your beard.

 

[Cochise]

I guess those of us who are genealogically deficient in the "ability to grow beards" section are just doomed?


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I'm right there with ya Didley. Damned Choctaw blood....... I guess this is the REAL reason I've always been such a whimp. Lol, who knew

 

[spanky]

 

[themcfarland]

That's ******** son. You know damned well that study is all fact.

TEHEEE, OK

 

[Gus McCrae]

Excellent point.

 

[c10seven]

I'm right there with ya Didley. Damned Choctaw blood....... I guess this is the REAL reason I've always been such a whimp. Lol, who knew

I guess those of us who are genealogically deficient in the "ability to grow beards" section are just doomed?


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I also can not grow a full beard, wife love this fact but I hate it, although it is nice to be able to shave once a week with just clippers.

 

[Swami]

Choctaw blood here too, but thankfully I can at least grow SOMETHING on my chin!

Because, a moustache without a beard is ... well...

 

[CrkdLtr]

Chuck Norris...behind his beard is another fist!

 

[Yrdawg]

 

[rcm192]

If i grew only a neck beard and shaved the remainder of my face, my gas mask would work. Everyone wins.

 

[USMC-Deano]

But it's always a place for a kwik bite of eggs or grits from bfast.


However...ETA


Not all males have beards

Dat's WROOOONG!!! But, hilarious all the same.

Doesn't matter. Men with beards don't need no stinking gas mask.

Good point, sir.

HAHAHA!!!

If i grew only a neck beard and shaved the remainder of my face, my gas mask would work. Everyone wins.

Yeah, but then you'd be like Andrew Luck...only without the being a REALLY good football player and soon to be millionaire.

I love my beard, but more than anything, I love not HAVING to shave.

 

[SR-NOLA]

Pentagon says Bearded Warriors are more Awesome...

As a bearded warrior myself, I felt it was my duty to inform you all of this recent Pentagon study. We are more awesome than slick faced warriors, plain and simple.

No real surprise right? I can think of a couple of good bearded examples.....Chuck Norris, Me, Costa, the Vikings, Rasputin...etc.

Enjoy!

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/p...directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness

 

[Scott.Thornton]

Re-post

 

[USMC-Deano]

http://www.bayoushooter.com/forums/showthread.php?79043-Beard-Badass

 

[swamper]

My beard has no soul. It's a ginger.

 

[SR-NOLA]

OOPS...sorry, didnt see that one earlier.

 

[3fifty7]

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=duck...=147&tbnw=155&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:81

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=duck...153&tbnw=160&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0,i:98

 

[Mr.Squatch]

So a legit badass thread goes to Freddie mercury and gay cowboys then gets moved to the law enforcement forum? Wth? Lol