Best Movie Line (Ever)?

[Btl_Rkt_Sci]

"I wish I knew how to quit you.




































Brokeback got us good, don't it?"

 

[tas745]

if I remember it right it was John Wayne (Mclintiock) " Mister somebody aught to belt you in the mouth but I wont, I wont the hell I wont." John Wayne is the king of this stuff.

 

[IfItFliesItDies]

"How could you shoot women and children?"
"Easy, just don't lead em so much."

 

[MyTFAL]

"How could you shoot women and children?"
"Easy, just don't lead em so much."

Winner!

 

[deuxlatch]

"How could you shoot women and children?"
"Easy, just don't lead em so much."

OOOHHH! Full Metal Jacket is a classic. "The best part of you ran down your mamma's leg and ended up as a $#!t stain on the sheets!"

 

[longdude17]

"Im your huckleberry....."

Tombstone.

 

[oleheat]

The best? Maybe not. But still a classic!






Does your dog bite??

 

[SGT_Kramer]

Pick a line from Gunny is FMJ. That movie is awesome.

 

[mprice]

Two of my favorites:

2. "Fat, drunk, and stupid are no way to go thru life, son." Animal House

and,

3. "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy!" Hamlet

 

[mineralman55]

"She turned me into a newt!"

long pause

"I got better."

Village idiot in Monty Python And The Holy Grail

 

[JamesMD83]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
---Ash "Army Of Darkness"

Was also thinking AOD "It's a trick, get an Ax" Ash

 

[headspace]

"I'm ya huckleberry"--Val Kilmer in Tombstone

And ery body should know this one:
"squeal like a pig" and "you got a purdy mouth"

And just two others for a brain teaser:
See if anyone can guess.

"I ain't really got no day job chief"

"every day takes figuring out all over again how
To fv < k i n g live"

 

[iamdat]

im not a racist but this is damn funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tok0htRjkc

 

[RobertG]

IMO the movie Braveheart has many life lessons that still apply today.

Here are my favorite quotes from the movie:
William Wallace: "Every man dies, not every man really lives."

William Wallace: "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

William Wallace: "I came back home to raise crops, and God willing, a family. If I can live in peace, I will."

William Wallace: "We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why."

William Wallace: [praying before his execution] "Give me the strength to die well."

 

[latour50]

"Wish we had time to bury them fellas"
"To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."
The Outlaw Josey Wales.

 

[Dave328]

Ryan Philippe's exchange with the crowd concerning Sarah Silvermans loud, gaping, blowhole at the beginning of The Way of The Gun. Cinema Classic!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8

 

[USMC-Deano]

Ryan Philippe's exchange with the crowd concerning Sarah Silvermans loud, gaping, blowhole at the beginning of The Way of The Gun. Cinema Classic!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8

DAMNIT! Why do I not watch this movie more often?! I would have gladly taken that beating just to get one shot at her face.

 

[3fifty7]

So what are they, psychos?

Psychos, I dont give a fu#% how crazy they are, psychos dont explode when sunlight hits 'em!

 

[762NATO]

Many people think the best movie line ever was Clark Gable's "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!". However, I think Bob Hope once delivered one more accurate and timely:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=czYz76tpUfc&feature=endscreen

"You mean Democrats?" bahahahahahahaha!

 

[Mojo Rider]