Expressions you use that nobody understands

[fallingbird]

Busier than a cat covering up ****

Busier than a two peckered billy goat

He don't know sheep **** from honey

Stinks worse than a barrel of assholes

Rinch dem swimps off in the zinc wit da hosepipe

 

[TomTerrific]

"On the fritz."

 

[Kraut]

Referring to drunks while working: "Fu@ked up like a football bat" and "Fu@ked up like a soup sandwich."

"Colder than a witches tit on the shady side of an iceberg."

"Go take a flying fu@k at a rolling donut."

 

[hunter5567]

busier than a beaver at Niagara Falls, you couldn't find dirt with a stick, you couldn't count your balls and get the same number twice

 

[Aussiecajun]

That's kind of an English (British) expression that means something like "I didn't feel like doing it."
Ex: "Me mum asked me to walk the dog but I just couldn't be bothered."

Common in Australia too. I use it fairly often.

 

[Pas Tout La]

Had one happen today while at the zoo.... We were looking at the nutria rat and a lady said that they were ugly and I told her yea but those things will eat yea. She responds with that she heard they can eat up the vegetation in an area quickly..... My country ass meant that they taste good!!

That one reminded me of a saying I hear regularly, but people from not around here don't understand. When you're cooking something good, it's making the pot stink.

My grandpa always tells me to tighten that nut tighter than a frogs ass, cause that's water tight. He always chuckles when he says that which is what makes it funny.

 

[Coonie]

Some of Granny Snyder's Kokomo IN phrases;

"That girl eats like she's got two a$$#oles!"
When asked how she's doing, "I'm as fine as frogs hair."

Her Son;

When asked how he's doing, "Every one I can, and the easy one's twice." or "If you don't compare me to much, I'm great."
When having rude behaviour pointed out, "What do expect from me with my fetchin's up?"
His favorite self description, that he got while working in the steel mill, "I'm 275lbs of cold rolled steel and all sex appeal."

 

[Sully]

Going the way way of the gooney bird
Something is rotten Denmark
Don't have a pot to **** in, or a window to throw it out of...
Chasing witch wool
F****ed up like box of bream hooks
Ima be all up in yo eyes like onions!!
F****ed up like a soup sandwich

 

[Booseman]

Another one I remembered is.

"I didn't lose nothing there" referring to a place that you really have no interest in going.

"Like water off a duck's back"

 

[Vermiform]

One from my country bumpkin wife:

"You do that again and I'm gonna snatch a knot in yo ass." It is said with emphasis on the word KNOT. I'm still not sure what it means, but I know it's bad.

 

[Aussiecajun]

So far the only one I used back home that's caused any sort of embarrassment (not for me but for my wife and her friends), not long after we were married we went on a double date and during dinner I asked the waiter where the toilet was instead of restroom/bathroom. Back home it's toilet, unless you're with friends then it's where's the pisser lol.

 

[headspace]

On the few occasions I said "I wish" before any following words in the presence of my dad, he'd grunt and say,
"Why don't you **** in one hand and wish in the other and tell me which one fills up first"

I really love my dad

 

[soontobetwo]

Couldn't pull a greasy d##k out of a can of lard !

 

[tikanni]

"That boy can sure sleep up some sleep."

Refers to people that sleep a lot which implies they are lazy.

 

[TomTerrific]

"Couldn't be bothered."........ I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Couldn't be bothered is a phrase I use. Can't say where I picked it up.

Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon is an old one and brings back memories.

 

[10November1775]

When someone says "if"

"Yea, and if the dog wouldna stopped to take a sh**, he woulda caught the rabbitt".

 

[Mac 1]

My Dad's phrases: "It's colder than a well digger's ass outside" and "I'm so tired, I couldn't pull a string out of a cat's ass" or if he was daring someone to do something, "you ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't".

 

[10November1775]

My Dad's phrases: "It's colder than a well digger's ass outside" and "I'm so tired, I couldn't pull a string out of a cat's ass" or if he was daring someone to do something, "you ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't".

I dont know where yall are from, but that is some of the countriest sayings i've ever heard.

 

[sawgrass]

Finer than frog hair.

Slicker than owl ****.

Scarcer than hen's teeth.

Like water off a duck's back.

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[3fifty7]

When someone screws up at work I tell them "boy I hope your old lady likes to be on top . . .
Cause all you do is F#%k Up!


When a truck driver has a "problem" with their truck but its something they are doing wrong I just tell em it's that damn nut behind the steering wheel giving trouble again.

When asked how are you I reply
Not as good as you but I'm gonna make it.

When someone has a bad idea I shake my head and ask
You want to do What with your Sister?!?