SpeedRacer
Well-Known Member
Need help.
Just ran over a 20 oz. plastic coke bottle. I know it is someone else's property, because it is not mine. I am sorry to say that it was in like new condition, but is now completely destroyed. It was unavoidable, as a wind gust moved it at the last instant. I am on scene, and have attempted to ascertain ownership, to no avail. Short of DNA testing, I don't believe that will be possible.
I wish to avoid further legal consequences, including 4am warrant service. What is the appropriate administrative agency to report. Sanitation, Highways, or LE.
You're ****ed. Expect a no-knock SWAT raid in the near future. Don't bother arming yourself, they're gonna shoot you anyway. You are however morally obligated to at least lay down some plastic drop cloths to prevent unneccessary cleanup.