I Can NOT stop Laughing !

[topgunz1]

reminds me of this guy...

 

[DangerClose3/5]

HOLY SHEET!!! It's funny and sad all at the same time. It's sad that people are dumb enough to PAY this guy and others like him.

 

[marcw85]

So.....MASTER-BATEman? Childish I know, but couldn't resist

 

[nolaradio]

Here's a bio for one of the "instructors" off of his website.

MariLiis Bateman (3rd Dan EXPERT KARATE & 2nd Poom/Dan KukKiWon Certified)
MariLiis Bateman is a Twelve Year old Black Belt and daughter of Master David Bateman. She has been training in the Martial Arts since she was a toddler and acheived her Black Belt when she was only 9. MariLiis has won multiple State, Regional and National Championships. Including, two United States Gold Medals in Olympic Sparring and two United States Bronze Medals in Sport Forms (Poomsae. Miss Bateman makes a very outstanding young coach. She is also 2011,12,13,& 14 seventh Grade Honor Roll Student.

Four years in seventh grade?

 

[I_FLY_LOW]

He will never be as wise as this guy....

 

[NOLASHOOTER]

When did David Lee Roth start making self defense training videos? He really should have stayed with Van Halen. And, are they defending themselves against the heat with those fans? I also like when the three people are shooting guns right next to the face of the others. That ought to be real good on the ear drums.

 

[Fred_G]

Here's a bio for one of the "instructors" off of his website.

MariLiis Bateman (3rd Dan EXPERT KARATE & 2nd Poom/Dan KukKiWon Certified)
MariLiis Bateman is a Twelve Year old Black Belt and daughter of Master David Bateman. She has been training in the Martial Arts since she was a toddler and acheived her Black Belt when she was only 9. MariLiis has won multiple State, Regional and National Championships. Including, two United States Gold Medals in Olympic Sparring and two United States Bronze Medals in Sport Forms (Poomsae. Miss Bateman makes a very outstanding young coach. She is also 2011,12,13,& 14 seventh Grade Honor Roll Student.

Four years in seventh grade?

I saw that. Must be one ah, special school. I don't have any fancy Dr. or such titles in front of my name, but I nailed 7th grade in one year.

 

[Fred_G]

When did David Lee Roth start making self defense training videos? He really should have stayed with Van Halen. And, are they defending themselves against the heat with those fans? I also like when the three people are shooting guns right next to the face of the others. That ought to be real good on the ear drums.

Don't be hating on DLR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

The '80's were a trip.

 

[Pas Tout La]

He will never be as wise as this guy....

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw the first video!

"Regular can a 'baccy ya say? No says I!"

 

[Armed Mage]

 

[Fred_G]

Hell, where has this been, all this time I have been carrying a gun.

 

[Magdump]

He will never be as wise as this guy....

LMAO, epic

'Ere goes yer leg...

 

[Fred_G]

Just don't be ninjaing anyone that don't need ninjaing.

 

[nolaradio]

You had me at "ferris wheel of death." I gotta get me one.

Sent from the Bayou Bunker Command Center, Portable Unit #33, FEMA Region 6.

 

[Magdump]

So, that's how Ritalin kids are when they grow up...
Now he needs Lithium, Zoloft and Prolixin.
Shoulda stuck with the Ritalin...

 

[tallwalker]

I gotta learn how to judy chop. Might save my leg one day.