I don't know if I'm losing it or clairvoyant. A conspiracy of conspiracy theorists

[Jack]

So, I woke up this morning with the strangest feeling, like something was just on the edge of my mind. I knew what was there but couldn't quite make out what it was. I cooked breakfast and when I sat down it hit me like a ton of bricks. It is the most logical explanation to every conspiracy all interwoven into one simple solution. My theory goes like this.

I believe that most, if not all, of the tinfoil/sociopaths here are covertly working for the government or are unknowingly under government influence. I believe that guys like Mjolnir, Monaco, yrdawg, jimdana, mikepizz, Russo, slowhandlukem, Noreadcoats, nolacopusmc, 10november1775, and Hoghunter were all placed here in one of the greatest misdirection plays ever concocted. They post redicous theory after ridiculous theory to destroy their credibility, then once they are almost universally viewed as crazies they post the truth. By associating themselves with the truth, the truth becomes a tinfoil theory.

Think about it, why else would they claim to have seen floating orbs, secret rolling chemical labs in the back of tractor trailers, etc.

What are your thoughts, am I finally seen the light or are the lights turning off? I truly feel like Siddhartha as he sat next to the river and heard ohm for the first time.

 

[DS727]

Have another drink and go back to bed.

 

[Cheesy Lasagna]

Have another drink and go back to bed.

Now that right there is funny.

 

[Scott.Thornton]

So, I woke up this morning with the strangest feeling, like something was just on the edge of my mind. I knew what was there but couldn't quite make out what it was. I cooked breakfast and when I sat down it hit me like a ton of bricks. It is the most logical explanation to every conspiracy all interwoven into one simple solution. My theory goes like this.

I believe that most, if not all, of the tinfoil/sociopaths here are covertly working for the government or are unknowingly under government influence. I believe that guys like Mjolnir, Monaco, yrdawg, jimdana, mikepizz, Russo, slowhandlukem, Noreadcoats, nolacopusmc, 10november1775, and Hoghunter were all placed here in one of the greatest misdirection plays ever concocted. They post redicous theory after ridiculous theory to destroy their credibility, then once they are almost universally viewed as crazies they post the truth. By associating themselves with the truth, the truth becomes a tinfoil theory.

Think about it, why else would they claim to have seen floating orbs, secret rolling chemical labs in the back of tractor trailers, etc.

What are your thoughts, am I finally seen the light or are the lights turning off? I truly feel like Siddhartha as he sat next to the river and heard ohm for the first time.

I think you need to get back on your meds, or quit drinking at 9 in the morning. And besides my stock in alcoa is doing great.

 

[Gator 45/70]

Cut back on the M.D 20/20

 

[Request Dust Off]

In the past you have always been so sure. The thing about conspiracy theories is there is an element of truth or reality. Then there is some convolution of facts, logic and such. The right blend makes it more believable or just outright crazy. Maybe they are just screwing with 'you' to see how you react to the theory. 'You' = whoever they are talking to or is listening.

Last night I had someone ask me about the Sandy Hook conspiracy theories - which I didn't follow. Some of the theories are easy to discard.

So what was for breakfast?

 

[JR1572]

clair·voy·ant (klâr-voint)
adj.
1. Of or relating to clairvoyance.
2. Having the supposed power to see objects or events that cannot be perceived by the senses.
n.
A person, such as a medium, possessing the supposed power of clairvoyance.
[French : clair, clear (from Latin clrus; see kel-2 in Indo-European roots) + voyant, present participle of voir, to see (from Latin vidre; see weid- in Indo-European roots).]

Just helping y'all out with the grown up words.

JR1572

 

[Scott.Thornton]

clair·voy·ant (klâr-voint)
adj.
1. Of or relating to clairvoyance.
2. Having the supposed power to see objects or events that cannot be perceived by the senses.
n.
A person, such as a medium, possessing the supposed power of clairvoyance.
[French : clair, clear (from Latin clrus; see kel-2 in Indo-European roots) + voyant, present participle of voir, to see (from Latin vidre; see weid- in Indo-European roots).]

Just helping y'all out with the grown up words.

JR1572

You know better than to think we are grown up.

 

[CajunCracker]

I saw floating orb the other night above my house (I'm not kidding and no I'm not crazy) and I'm not a tinfoiler. Weirdest damn thing I ever saw. When I saw it I thought of this

http://www.troll.me/2011/08/02/ancient-aliens-guy/im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens/

 

[headspace]

Now there's a guy who needs a roll of Reynold's wrap if I ever saw one... Government forum trolls... Clairvoyant, huh? Meh.

 

[returningliberty]

Cut back on the M.D 20/20

Mad Dog!

Oh boy, that'll do it right there. I remember being sixteen and three sheets to the wind on that stuff. I climbed a 12' sapling to "get away" from the cops who crashed our party. I ended up arguing with one about him be able to see me up in my "tree"
"Son come down from there."
"Shut up! You can't see me."

 

[Bayoupiper]

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[Jack]

I saw floating orb the other night above my house (I'm not kidding and no I'm not crazy) and I'm not a tinfoiler. Weirdest damn thing I ever saw. When I saw it I thought of this

http://www.troll.me/2011/08/02/ancient-aliens-guy/im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens/

Street light?

 

[Cat]

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I want a pig!

 

[CajunCracker]

Street light?

Well I tried to post just the picture of the ancient aliens weirdo guy with my iPad and it wouldn't work so I just posted the link.. Anyway you catch my drift.

 

[Bayoupiper]

I want a pig!

The two you just got aren't enough?



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[Cat]

The two you just got aren't enough?



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Noo. Not that kind of pig. Red2 won't be the same without another.

 

[Jack]

I would appreciate it if you two could stop taking my thread off topic. Thank you.

 

[JNieman]

Yea, let's focus on the personal attacks, trolling, and ridiculous ******** he's trying to enhance the forum with.

 

[Cat]

I would appreciate it if you two could stop taking my thread off topic. Thank you.

There was a topic? I thought we were participating in your LSD trip. Be careful of the walking orange.