There should be a protocol for these situations.
If the guy cops a bad attitude, 3 tablespoons of Ex-Lax, a burrito from the police station vending machine and a holding cell without a toilet. Check his pants in the morning.
If he looks like a thug MAYBE I can see an xray.
If he looks like a thug AND the dog hits on the car seat and his butt, an xray and a finger.
A known gang member an xray, 1 finger, a burrito from a hospital vending machine then a 2nd finger.
A known drug dealer an xray, a finger, an emena instead of the burrito, and a 2nd finger.
On the FBI top 10 most wanted list, xray, finger ,enema, RINSE REPEAT.
But good Lord colonoscopy!? If I'm ever driving through New Mexico I'm coming to a complete stop counting to 10 , looking both ways counting again then SLOWLY pulling off.
If the guy cops a bad attitude, 3 tablespoons of Ex-Lax, a burrito from the police station vending machine and a holding cell without a toilet. Check his pants in the morning.
If he looks like a thug MAYBE I can see an xray.
If he looks like a thug AND the dog hits on the car seat and his butt, an xray and a finger.
A known gang member an xray, 1 finger, a burrito from a hospital vending machine then a 2nd finger.
A known drug dealer an xray, a finger, an emena instead of the burrito, and a 2nd finger.
On the FBI top 10 most wanted list, xray, finger ,enema, RINSE REPEAT.
But good Lord colonoscopy!? If I'm ever driving through New Mexico I'm coming to a complete stop counting to 10 , looking both ways counting again then SLOWLY pulling off.
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