Obamma's new Math Plan for Public Schools

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  • nastynewt

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    Here's a sample of the test questions:


    LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

    Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!


    NAME____________________


    GANG/CREW NAME______________
    CRIB_________________

    1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to reload?

    2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

    3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

    4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit ?

    5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how much tagging can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang.. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

    9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?

    10. Marvin steals Juan's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
     

    Born4spd

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    You guys know he won right?

    Mccain doesnt have anything going for him :(

    Sure he was a POW, but i could care less, i want someone who knows about fiscal/monetary policy, someone who knows about the problems all this mingling in foreign affairs causes.

    We just gave Georgia a shipment of guns...if the current cycle is right, that means in about 20 years we will be bombing them because they have those weapons :rolleyes:
     

    ajt2341

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    Damn, I thought this would be a Koran math lesson. 5 bombs strapped to 1 person in starbucks = 12 dead = 40 virgin wives = this classroom of 15 students = 12 more suicide bombers....
     
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