Please, please, please; as an ATM tech...

[GBob01]

...**DO NOT** deposit your cocaine with your cash!!!!!

This cost me over three hours of my shift today, because some jack ass crackhead made a cash deposit with his baggie of cocaine stuck between the bills.
As soon as we find this kind of stuff, we have to notify our management and corp security. Then the bank has to notify there people. Then we have to get LEO on site. This is a time killer.

The first deputy on site laughed about it and called the crimescene detective. The crimescene detective tested it positive for cocaine. Then came the narcotics detectives to start the investigation.
Someones gonna be surprised when thier account is not credited and they're arrested for the drugs.

Oh, and on another note. For those of you that drive pick-ups and SUV's; stop hitting the ATM's. IF you can't drive well enough to pass by it with out creaming it; use the walk-up.

That is all, rant over.

 

[Neil09]

Lol, thats funny. Dumbasses

 

[headspace]

Oh SNAP!! My bad dude. Won't happen again.
Uh, you still got my stash?

 

[TomTerrific]

I'da never guessed.

This is interesting, altho I know it is frustrating for you.

Thanks for sharing it.

 

[lilshaunsdad]

Somebody is gonna be pissed! Where you atleast paid some overtime?

 

[themcfarland]

Wow, just wow

 

[jasonj5313]

Oh SNAP!! My bad dude. Won't happen again.
Uh, you still got my stash?

So that's what happened to it. Guess I won't put you in charge of the party next time.

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[MALIBU12]

Thats mine ! Sorry bout that !
Just let me know what you need to make it good !
My bad!!!!

 

[Cochise]

Awesome story. Thanks for sharing.

 

[CEHollier]

Winning...

 

[MALIBU12]

Winning...

What he said!!

 

[VeedUp]

Quit your B. Itching you, rather fix ATMs that stunk like ass and vomit. At least you had somewhat of an exciting day.

 

[Russo]

, and on another note. For those of you that drive pick-ups and SUV's; stop hitting the ATM's. IF you can't drive well enough to pass by it with out creaming it; use the walk-up.

i can't help but think of the small lady that drives a king ranch Expedition that her oilfield working husband bought her because his ego overflowed on her so much she "had to have it"

 

[charlie12]

Lets see the video/pictures so we can pick out the dopper.

 

[cnodie1]

Maybe he thought he would get street price for it added to his cash deposit.

 

[Armnhammer]

Maybe he thought he would get street price for it added to his cash deposit.

or thought it was a deposit box. lol

 

[Kraut]

Someones gonna be surprised when thier account is not credited and they're arrested for the drugs.

Why wouldn't the account be credited? Sounds like a legitimate cash deposit regardless of the drugs, and he's gonna need that money for bail.

 

[Cochise]

Why wouldn't the account be credited? Sounds like a legitimate cash deposit regardless of the drugs, and he's gonna need that money for bail.

Yeah, right...you know that money went into "evidence"

 

[charliepapa]

Oh, and on another note. For those of you that drive pick-ups and SUV's; stop hitting the ATM's. IF you can't drive well enough to pass by it with out creaming it; use the walk-up.

I don't hit them with my truck, but it sure would be handy if they were just a couple inches taller. I'm sure the guy in the 'vette doesn't have any problem using it but it'd be nice if whoever's making them would split the difference.

 

[charlie12]

Back in the late 70's when we started getting "money machines" around here my girlfriend at the time worked for City National Bank. Seems like every damn time we wanted to go to the river or something she was on call for it.
The beeper would go off, she would have to call some place in New Orleans to find out which branch was screwed up. Then call the other person on call because two people had to go one with keys and the other with the alarm code. Then we would take off to the bank.
Seems like it was always a paper jam and sometimes out of money.