Principal seeks cans of food to defend against intruders

[Pontchartrain]

An eastern Alabama middle school principal is asking parents to send cans of food to store in the classrooms for the students to throw at armed intruders. I could have saved a lot of money on guns if I had just bought some soup instead... Someone asked in one of the comments following the article if the students need a Campbell's Concealed Carry Permit. Link below:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/01/1...gainst-intruders-790312695/?intcmp=latestnews

 

[Emperor]

This is just plain stupid. But, let somebody bean you in the head with a 12oz can of Van Camps Pork & Beans, and see if that doesn't loosen some of your medulla oblongata!

 

[madwabbit]

There's already a thread on this.

I hereby challenge the entire administrative faculty of said school to a fight. They get cans of beans and daily work attire, and I get taser and a cartridge for each of the participants. Let's see who gives up first.

 

[Jack]

There's already a thread on this.

I hereby challenge the entire administrative faculty of said school to a fight. They get cans of beans and daily work attire, and I get taser and a cartridge for each of the participants. Let's see who gives up first.

I think you would be stoned/souped to death.

 

[madwabbit]

I think you would be stoned/souped to death.

I'll bet more than half of them couldn't hit me if I was standing still and had 3 tosses each. Ever been to the state fair? Unless Randy Johnson works at that school, I'm safe.

 

[Jack]

I'll bet more than half of them couldn't hit me if I was standing still and had 3 tosses each. Ever been to the state fair? Unless Randy Johnson works at that school, I'm safe.

I think it's an issue of quantity, hard not to get wet in the rain. I don't think Arabs are better with their aim, but they make do. Either way, I'd pay to watch.

 

[Frogman]

Great!