Rapture 2- The Second Coming

[Nolacopusmc]

Did you miss the last rapture?

Forgot to schedule a block and missed out on the mayhem?

Schedule conflict with your yoga?


Have no fear....RAPTURE 2 is here!

Preacher now says end of the world will happen in 5 months

"We've always said October 21 was the day," Camping said during his show. "The only thing we didn't understand was the spirituality of May 21. We're seeing this as a spiritual thing happening rather than a physical thing happening. The timing, the structure, the proofs, none of that has changed at all."

WARNING....we have already lost Randy "MachoMan" Savage as he sacrificed his life to get YOU 5 more months of earthly bliss. Please do not dishonor his memory by wasting your time on earth.

PREPARE!

THE RAPTURE COMETH!​

 

[oleheat]

This guy better knock off the "Rapture" talk before he wakes up one morning and finds his house buried in a plague of blood, frogs, flies, locusts, or a possible combination thereof.....

 

[JBE]

I'm guessing reading comprehension and math weren't his strong points in school....

 

[Nolacopusmc]

LOL. Apparently not.

Nostradamus much?

 

[BUSTER48]

I don’t know who is worse, this “preacher” or the people who actually believe this ********.

 

[USMC-Deano]

I don’t know who is worse, this “preacher” or the people who actually believe this ********.

I'd venture to say the people. The guy wouldn't have made millions if the people weren't dishing it to him. HE'S A GENIUS! LOL.

 

[jimdana1942]

I think he might be pretty close on this one. Sometimes this fall is close.

 

[krazyloco]

it is not going to happen this year. it is ending 2012

 

[PrairieCajun]

Gotta love a preacher who hasn't read the Bible. Idiot.

 

[Cat]

Twit. Everybody knows the world ends in 2012.

Whoops! Krazyloco beat me to it.

 

[t-train]

I'm guessing he'll keep changing his guestimations until he croaks... its to late for him to just recant and say he has no clue... he's on that slippery slope

 

[Jeaux E]

 

[BOSS351]

I wonder what George Nory and Coast to Coast have to say on this subject.....??

 

[Blazen Warmaker]

Anybody got any good "throwing stones"? The Bible says that any prophet who proclaims a prophecy and it doesn't come to fruition should be put to death (stoned to death).

“But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.” Deuteronomy 18:20

 

[James Cannon]

“But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.” Deuteronomy 18:20

Can you reach the Vatican from here?

 

[SlackJawedCajun]

Can you reach the Vatican from here?

This man can:

 

[JBE]

The mayans, mayan historians, etc have said repeatedly that 2012 is of no significance.

We will be here in 2013, 2020, 2050. Well, I will, anyway.

Honey badger eats false prophets...

 

[jmanrogers]

Honey badger eats false prophets...

Honey Badger DON'T CARE!!

 

[jmanrogers]

What's sad, is this guy is a idiot and all this does is give "Christians" a bad rap. Anyone who reads the bible and calls himself a Christian knows what it says in Matthew 24:35-36

35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Clearly the angels don't even know. BUT, we will know the signs of the times (Matthew 24:7) and the character of men (2 Timothy 3:1-7). The book of Revelation describes the end times. It speaks of a one-world government, a godless dictator, total regulation of all business, plagues, crime and rebellion, and devastating disasters. To many, it seems like a far-off time. But there are "signs of the times" in today's headlines - signs Jesus said would herald His return.