Uncle John
Well-Known Member
Well no matter where you live you need to get a good parinoid antisocial attitude depising people and shuning anything and everyone first hand. Read lots of books on right wing stuff to include a little Mine Kemf, by Hitler.
Maybe shave your head bald for effect or go the other way and never shave. Its 90% mental and 10% arsenal.
Now it is important never to serve a day in the real military that way when you think you are ready you can promote yourself to general, you know in your own heart you have always had a knack for leardership. Now all generals need an enemy to be really happy. The Survivalist General will most certainly find some one, likely of an ethnic group other than himself, to despise, fear and make an enemy, that way he can justify the big ammo bill that he has burried at the end of the lower forty. You know, just in case.
Then of course we have to have spiritual justifacation so somehow it gets twisted by some wide eyed preacher
with a knack for brainwashing
from church decon to something across the Sabine River burning a cross, well not much anymore but its still around.
Did I hit the nail on the head,
they say a B-17 pilot in WWII knew he was right over the target, by all the flack he was catching. Or is it fun to be a Survivalist, maybe so. I know I need at least 6 cases of 5.56 maybe some more 45 and 9mm.
You will need at least some kind of handgun in every corner of the house, including the shower, or fortress that you devise. Make sure you have your yard properly land mined or booby trapped, with ground sensors and video surveilence devices.
You top this off with a Pit Bull dog, usless for just about anything except dog fights and hog hunting, the gun you personally carry should be able to stop your own dog when he turns on you. Yea, I know the one you own is different, gentle as a poodle and would never harm a fly. I know some of you have Boa Constrictors, I just guessed at that one.
Is it the hard ware like the totally tricked out flashlight, laser sight, red dot, and tactical teliscopic sight all on one 20 pound AR-15 with three tapped on 30 round magazines, how you yern for full auto and an M203 grenade launcher. And you think to yourself in a day dream, "Ahh If I only had a white phospherous grenade."
You will need a wife or girl friend who looks good in a bakini and rememeber you get to have the excuse that she needs more guns to protect herself. Anyway she looks good on the cell phone pics shooting the Sawed Off Remington 870. But can she cook? You might do well to get an ugly fat chick that can cook all that poached venision you have convinced yourself its OK shoot, cause some other moron thinks the Mayan Calender marks the end of the world in 2012.
You must have fire, generators, vehicles, bullet proof vests, rapeling ropes, chains, first aid kits, range finders, MREs, hand cuffs flash lights and many batteries for all the different electric sights, tarps, tents, light sticks, toilet paper, soap, and other personal items, blankets, tv set, cell phone, two way radio ect. and by all means a BFK.
Yes you will need a big knife just like in Rambo, 14 to 18 inch Bowie with a serreted edge, spike handle with a hidden compartment in the handle that contains an inflatble M1 Abrams Tank. What ever happened to Swiss Army knives.
Well we all have different list but this is some of the basics for home survival in the land of the free and the home of the brave. Yes you might be nutty as a fruit cake, but only in America, and as Uncle Ted (who also has a few screws lose) says you cant do this in France. Pass it on
Maybe shave your head bald for effect or go the other way and never shave. Its 90% mental and 10% arsenal.Now it is important never to serve a day in the real military that way when you think you are ready you can promote yourself to general, you know in your own heart you have always had a knack for leardership. Now all generals need an enemy to be really happy. The Survivalist General will most certainly find some one, likely of an ethnic group other than himself, to despise, fear and make an enemy, that way he can justify the big ammo bill that he has burried at the end of the lower forty. You know, just in case.
Then of course we have to have spiritual justifacation so somehow it gets twisted by some wide eyed preacher
with a knack for brainwashing from church decon to something across the Sabine River burning a cross, well not much anymore but its still around.Did I hit the nail on the head,
they say a B-17 pilot in WWII knew he was right over the target, by all the flack he was catching. Or is it fun to be a Survivalist, maybe so. I know I need at least 6 cases of 5.56 maybe some more 45 and 9mm. You will need at least some kind of handgun in every corner of the house, including the shower, or fortress that you devise. Make sure you have your yard properly land mined or booby trapped, with ground sensors and video surveilence devices.
You top this off with a Pit Bull dog, usless for just about anything except dog fights and hog hunting, the gun you personally carry should be able to stop your own dog when he turns on you. Yea, I know the one you own is different, gentle as a poodle and would never harm a fly. I know some of you have Boa Constrictors, I just guessed at that one.
Is it the hard ware like the totally tricked out flashlight, laser sight, red dot, and tactical teliscopic sight all on one 20 pound AR-15 with three tapped on 30 round magazines, how you yern for full auto and an M203 grenade launcher. And you think to yourself in a day dream, "Ahh If I only had a white phospherous grenade."
You will need a wife or girl friend who looks good in a bakini and rememeber you get to have the excuse that she needs more guns to protect herself. Anyway she looks good on the cell phone pics shooting the Sawed Off Remington 870. But can she cook? You might do well to get an ugly fat chick that can cook all that poached venision you have convinced yourself its OK shoot, cause some other moron thinks the Mayan Calender marks the end of the world in 2012.
You must have fire, generators, vehicles, bullet proof vests, rapeling ropes, chains, first aid kits, range finders, MREs, hand cuffs flash lights and many batteries for all the different electric sights, tarps, tents, light sticks, toilet paper, soap, and other personal items, blankets, tv set, cell phone, two way radio ect. and by all means a BFK.
Yes you will need a big knife just like in Rambo, 14 to 18 inch Bowie with a serreted edge, spike handle with a hidden compartment in the handle that contains an inflatble M1 Abrams Tank. What ever happened to Swiss Army knives.
Well we all have different list but this is some of the basics for home survival in the land of the free and the home of the brave. Yes you might be nutty as a fruit cake, but only in America, and as Uncle Ted (who also has a few screws lose
) says you cant do this in France. Pass it on
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