To quote Frank Zappa...

[herohog]

"I can't see! Oh woe is me, I can't see."
"He took a dog doo snow-cone and shoved it in my right eye!"
"He took a dog doo snow-cone and shoved it in my other eye and I can't see."
"The Husky wee-wee, I mean the doggy wee-wee has blinded me and I can't see... temporarily."

Danged dilated eyes and cataracts!

 

[LA_Huntsman]

I really expected...

"I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it...."

 

[Devilneck]

My guitar wants to kill your mama.

 

[herohog]

"The price of meat has just gone up and your lady has just gone down!"

 

[flamatrix99]

Catholic girls....
They're learning to blow
All the catholic boys!

 

[Bayoupiper]

You need to get over to the parish of Saint Alfonzo.





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[Yrdawg]

I don't know but I been told that big leg women got no soul


I think R Plant and co sang that ...I just have found truth to be other wise

 

[tupperware9mm]

Gee Hero.... the torture never stops

 

[504BigNasty]

I got it from the toilet seat,It jumped right up 'N grabbed my meat

 

[Gus McCrae]

She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon.....

 

[flamatrix99]

Watch out where the huskys go dont you eat that yellow snow..

 

[Landry308]

The white zone is for loading and unloading only........

 

[Gus McCrae]

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research kitchen.

 

[herohog]

I dated Suzy Creme Cheese...