Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With A Sex Toy

[jro6803]

Police say woman attacked officer with sex toy

Police became involved when Bildsten allegedly ran out on a bill at Joe’s Crab Shack ...

the officer was hit with a “rigid feminine pleasure device.”

http://triblocal.com/gurnee/2010/11/10/police-say-woman-attacked-officer-with-sex-toy/

 

[SpeedRacer]

That is fantastic.

 

[oleheat]

Assault with a deadly dildo?

 

[MALIBU12]

hahah ROFL!

 

[artabr]

By the looks of her mug shot, the toy ain't been working.




Art

 

[c10seven]

I think I may have to start using the term "rigid feminine pleasure device"

 

[oleheat]

I can see the thread title now:

"Are you justified in using lethal force if someone assualts you with a baseball bat-sized sex toy?......."

 

[lajeeper]

this just made my day!

 

[scooterj]

Assault with a deadly dildo?

Do you know where that thing has been? It could very well be deadly!

 

[oleheat]

Do you know where that thing has been? It could very well be deadly!

Good point....

Either that, or can you imagine being laid up in a hospital bed??


"So- what are you in here for, pal?"

(Long Pause) "I was beaten up with a sex toy."

 

[simplyorange]

warning: clicking the link may startle you and cause you to spill your beverage.please do not click the linked mugshot if you are pregnant or have heart problems.

 

[glimmerman]

So she assaulted a Dick with a Dildo...........

 

[Swami]

This takes "cop bashing" to a new level...

 

[honestlou]

Does anyone remember the movie "Kentucky Fried Movie" from the late '70s? It was a collection of short comedy bits patched together.

There was a courtroom scene, where the D.A. is waiving a "rigid feminine pleasure device", and asking the witness, "are you familiar with the penal codes in this state?"

Actually it was a "semi-rigid feminine pleasure device".

 

[rebelray84]

Arrested?Hell I know some cops who would've paid good money for that!

 

[smith625]

How do you find a ccw holster for that???

 

[crazy white boy]

Toy

How do you find a ccw holster for that???

Hopefully she was born with it. LOL

 

[XD-GEM]

I think I may have to start using the term "rigid feminine pleasure device"

RFPD

Hopefully she was born with it. LOL

 

[TecheTitan]

Was it loaded.....batteries in it? LOL.

 

[jro6803]

"rigid feminine pleasure device"

I am guessing that the evidence will stand up in court.