The Coon Saga *The Sequel*

• Apr 5, 2011

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So I got a call today from my wife, she noticed the barrier I installed in the airspace that ******* Coon was entering looked torn up. I checked it out when I got home and yep, somebody tried to get in. No noise in the attic though, so I considered myself victorious and closed it back up.

Fast forward to...3 minutes ago. As I sit here enjoying a nightcap and surfing BS, I hear the much too familiar sound of another coon shuffling around the attic.

Mother ****er.

OPASSHOLECOON2 is a go.

 

• Apr 5, 2011

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Did you set out traps?

 

• Apr 5, 2011

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Cumadin laced Peanut butter

 

• Apr 5, 2011

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Burn the house down around him!!!!
That'll teach the coon to mess with you!!!!

 

• Apr 5, 2011

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It's babycoon season too. You may find yourself hosting a nursery.

 

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Cat said:

It's babycoon season too. You may find yourself hosting a nursery.

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I was just reading the same thing. Not exciting news.

Trap is set, hopefully this ends without bloodshed from either team.

 

• Apr 5, 2011

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*in little girl's voice* Theeeeeeeeey're baaaaaaaaaack!

 

• Apr 5, 2011

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Just when it started tO get boring around here

 

• Apr 5, 2011

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Trap is set, hopefully this ends without bloodshed from either team.

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Screw that! Trap him, choot him, then make him into a hat.

 

• Apr 5, 2011

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Send in the honey badger.

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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Send in the honey badger.

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YES!

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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70116 said:

Cumadin laced Peanut butter

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Coumadin (Warfarin) is an anticoagulant used for stroke and heart patients. Warfarin is also used in many rat poisons. Mix a rat poison peanut butter treat but be sure to check you attic regularly. I'm sure a rotting coon stinks real bad. Especially a pregnant rotting coon.

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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Oh yeah HES back, this time he has been lifting weights and took 3 cycles of roids, see whos gonna have the master bedroom now PADNA,

CHAN CHAN CHAN CHANnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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Sounds like you need to start coon hunting around your place. All the good hollow trees are taken.

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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That's Bert. I dropped him off at your house yesterday. Told him to make himself at home, as you are absolutely no threat to a coon. Even a stupid one.

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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• Apr 6, 2011

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In for round 2!

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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'bout time you showed up to help ease my pain!

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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Have you picked out names for the babies?

And NO! It's not breakfast, lunch and dinner.

 

• Apr 6, 2011

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Cat said:

Have you picked out names for the babies?

And NO! It's not breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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Sure have. Leroy, Sha'quanda, Jamal and Mercedes.