And you thought your job was bad?

[Cat]

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html

 

[Cat]

And before anybody asks! It was on the Discovery Channel blog.

 

[S&W4ME]

Guess he called in sick on career day

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[22lr]

Wow, not sure whats worse. That he licked a monkeys butt, or he licked it for a solid hour.......


On second thought, I don't want to know.

 

[Cat]

See, the completely twisted part is that when you have a very young abandoned litter of kittens, you have to perform similar stimulation. The mother cat obviously has her way but most people I know use a hand towel and a gentle hand.

No tongue needed!

 

[Kraut]

When Salt Bayou Lounge would have Chicken Drops they would get a volunteer first-timer to blow hard on the chicken's butt to get it ready, but there was never any tongue or lip contact.

 

[oleheat]

Maybe he's actually a vet and the description just got lost in translation. Please say this is so.











(However- If the Chinese are in fact now offering monkey butt-licker services, there's no way we'll ever beat their prices.)

 

[deuxlatch]

Ummmm.....Ex-lax?

 

[I_FLY_LOW]

See, the completely twisted part is that when you have a very young abandoned litter of kittens, you have to perform similar stimulation. The mother cat obviously has her way but most people I know use a hand towel and a gentle hand.

No tongue needed!

Do you use moistened 100 or 120 grit sandpaper to do it?

 

[TecheTitan]

Wait....what did I just read...he licked a monkey's butt!!??

 

[jimdana1942]

Don't make excuses for this type of behavior. That's just crazy. I know the world is going nuts but da-n.

 

[oleheat]

And just when he thought 'It doesn't get any worse than this.....'

 

[hunter5567]

Maybe that's how they tell time over there. You know--half past a monkey's ass, a quarter to his balls.

 

[CEHollier]

I once had a woman try to... Never mind.