Ben Draughn
Well-Known Member
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the balls?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a
guy getting kicked in the chops.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might
be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the balls."
I rest my case.
Case closed. Time for another beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the balls?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a
guy getting kicked in the chops.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might
be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the balls."
I rest my case.
Case closed. Time for another beer.
