Beltway Adventure (Think MUD - Multi-User Dungeon)

[swamper]

This is too funny. It's definitely too long to quote here.

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/10/beltway-adventure.html

WELCOME TO ADVENTURE! WOULD YOU LIKE INSTRUCTIONS?

>YES

YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN BELTWAY FOREST, WHERE SOME HAVE FOUND TREASURES OF GOLD ALTHOUGH SOME HAVE ENTERED AND NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. MAGIC IS SAID TO WORK IN THE FOREST. I WILL BE YOUR EYES AND HANDS. DIRECT ME WITH SIMPLE COMMANDS.

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS A BUST OF CHURCHILL.

YOU HAVE A CONGRESS.

YOU HAVE A SENATE.

YOU HAVE A MEDIA.

YOU HAVE A TELEPROMPTER.

YOU HAVE A MILITARY.

YOU HAVE A BIG JET.

YOU HAVE $3 TRILLION OF GOLD.

YOU HAVE 82% APPROVAL HEALTH.

THERE IS 7.2% UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST.

YOU HAVE A RACE CARD.

YOU HAVE INAUGURAL PARTY LEFTOVERS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

 

[themcfarland]

that is some old skool fun flashback there.. good joke..

 

[artabr]

That's great.



Art

 

[brackishgunner]

Thanks, I enjoyed that!

 

[charliepapa]

I'm not even familiar with the game and it was hilarious. You have got to read all the way to the end...

 

[gsneff]

i vaguely remember playing games like that. they were fun. i may try to find one for old times sake.

 

[steverM9]

i vaguely remember playing games like that. they were fun. i may try to find one for old times sake.

http://www.mudconnect.com/

 

[Leadslugga]

"[FONT=courier new,courier]BY "BASE", DO YOU MEAN THAT REPULSIVE COLLECTION OF SNIDE ****WIT URBAN HIPSTER TWATS?"

Best line ever.
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