Lyle Savant
Well-Known Member
Let's band together and vote Saturday, like our 2nd Amendment Rights depend on it; which they do.
Take a looksie at the top of BS and what I did to remind everyone :]
Did my duty the first day of early voting . Good bye Mary !
You didn't remind them to push the button for any body (including an armadillo) with a (I), (NP), (R), behind their name; over any one with a (D) behind their name.
I = Independent <Which you should all be!
NP = No Party Affiliation <Which is an acceptable alternative to Independent.
R = Republican <Which they are garbage too, just slightly less garbage.
D = Dumbasses! Destroyers! Demagogues! Dipshits! Dirtbags! Demoralizers! Denigrators! Deniers! Deleterious! Daft! Dangerous! Dunderheads! Dummies! Double-talkers! Dissemblers! Despoilers! Deranged! Diabolic! Divisive! Depressing! Diarrhea!
Get the point?
What if the armadillo is running for green peace?
I believe that would be "Green Party?!?" Man, that is a tough choice. I've always liked the guy (Nader), that represents the face of the Green Party, until he went bat **** crazy! If it was up to Ralph Nader, we would go back to using gristmills to ground wheat!
However, after pondering the alternative; I would still vote for the:
"Dilla over the Shilla!"
Here is the Dilla addressing the crowd from his Dilla Mobilla!
I mean look at him. That's a Statesman.
And, we won't have to worry about him spending tax money on lavish steak and lobster dinners every night!
You see, he's an omnivore! He prefers insects with an occasional splurge of fruit!
No doubt. Now I'm not sure if digging holes in We The People's yards isn't considered corruption- but it's still a better deal than what we're getting now.....