Christmas Gift for a Spouse?

[Blackhawk]

What are you getting your spouse for Christmas? Mine has more guns than she knows what to do with, some never fired. We got a new safe at Thanksgiving Black Friday, and I've found several small items but somehow don't think a new coffeemaker, no matter how much it is needed, will really ring a bell. Married 29 years last month.

 

[Gator 45/70]

9mm ammo and T.P are on my list.

 

[JBP55]

My wife of 50+ years still likes Jewelry. After the 2016 flood someone entered our locked house while we were away waiting for the water to recede and stole some of her Diamond Jewelry.

 

[TheBigRServices]

Vacuum cleaner and jewelry... so romantic.

 

[Mxav]

The wife says she doesn't want anything but we all know thats a trap..

 

[southerncanuck]

Spa days and Lululemon gift cards are usually pretty foolproof. If she's a baker, a kitchenaid is pretty hard to beat for a gift, plus you can buy attachments and accessories as gifts for years to come.

This year I'm getting the windows tinted on her car (she asked) plus some lulu swag. She got the kitchenaid last year.

 

[MetalVendor]

My girl and I don't do gifts. Never have. But if we did, I'd probably get her what she truly loves... Cleaning products! That girl loves to clean things. Thank God for her or I'd live in a fairly filthy place. Haha! I'm a very lucky man.

 

[Emperor]

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[Old School]

Bought mine a AppleWatch, her old one broke.

 

[Magdump]

Gift cards to Victoria’s Secret, Dillards, etc. Worked well for me the past few years.

 

[mike84z28]

Gift cards to Victoria’s Secret, Dillards, etc. Worked well for me the past few years.

Victoria's Secret is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[machinedrummer]

When you ask her what she wants and she tell you, *I really don’t need anything*. Does that mean it’s ok to treat yourself to a new gun?

 

[jneubig]

The last 7 years or so I have gotten her a Disney Dooney purse. They usually have a new model each year. She absolutely loves Disney and it has been our family vacation place since both my girls were born. 27 trips there in 22 years.

 

[davidd]

Sonos Move wireless speaker, air fryer, and some candles.

 

[Magdump]

Victoria's Secret is the gift that keeps on giving

I’m sayin, worked well for me, lol.

 

[Magdump]

When you ask her what she wants and she tell you, *I really don’t need anything*. Does that mean it’s ok to treat yourself to a new gun?

That’s a test. She said the ‘need’ word. If you wanna turn that into a win, reply with, ‘honey, I wanna get you something you WANT. We can take care of your needs any day of the week. It doesn’t need to be a holiday to buy what you need.’ Then promptly go out and make that gun purchase.

 

[Vigilante Sniper]

Perfume especially Chance or Coco Mademoiselle by Chanel, make sure to get Parfum, and not Toilette. Jewelry is also a good gift, but for my wife the perfume is the bomb.

 

[machinedrummer]

That’s a test. She said the ‘need’ word. If you wanna turn that into a win, reply with, ‘honey, I wanna get you something you WANT. We can take care of your needs any day of the week. It doesn’t need to be a holiday to buy what you need.’ Then promptly go out and make that gun purchase.

Well I tried the *Want* thing and she said, *I Want you to stop buying Guns*. Thanks for the help

 

[Magdump]

Well I tried the *Want* thing and she said, *I Want you to stop buying Guns*. Thanks for the help

Yeah, you must have done it wrong. For one, you can’t have your face in a gun catalogue while sweet talking the wife. Come on man...

 

[Gator 45/70]

Thinking about renting a cabin at Toledo for a few days