Conceal carry rifle?

[olivs260]

After the third or fourth shot, the bag will catch fire and you can use the whole setup as an anti terrorist flaming war club until it goes out. By then you will have defeated all the terrorist in CQB range, the bag will be gone and you can now use your laser sight to "snipe" the remaining medium and long range tangos. Yippee-Ki-Yay MF!!!!!

Just don't forget your knee and elbow pads for when you do tactical rolls.

 

[323MAR]

Step One- Buy this:

Step Two - Unfold chair and leave it on your patio or throw it in the back of your
truck for celebratory tailgate party.






Step Three - Place rifle in chair bag and go to the nearest mall.

Step Four - Hunt down terrorists and foil plot with rifle in chair bag.
You don't even have to take it out of the bag to shoot it. Just shoot through it, from the hip even!!!!

Step Five - Locate the sexy slut that works at the GAP and save her from other Terrorists.
Make sweet, sweet, passionate hate to her in one of the dressing rooms.

Step Six - Throw celebratory tailgate party in the mall parking lot.
Be a gentleman and invite GAP chick. Let her sit in chair in bed of
truck in between trips fetching you and your friends beers.

I would suggest that you teach this in a class, but you just gave it all away for free! Not everyone is on Bayoushooter, so you just might be able to teach the class.

 

[Vermiform]

I would suggest that you teach this in a class, but you just gave it all away for free! Not everyone is on Bayoushooter, so you just might be able to teach the class.

I can disperse this information using the anonymity of the internet, but if I tried to show up and teach it in person I would expose myself to CIA Assassins and possibly alimony payments. Plus these HSLD, 1337 techniques are just too hardcore and unorthodox to teach in person. Someone would lose an eye and I'd get sued.

 

[CUJOHUNTER]

I'll carry my "concealed rifle" when I step out of my sub compact stretch limousine.