Expressions you use that nobody understands

[Btl_Rkt_Sci]

Restaurants cook food, not make words.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/supper

You're very own source:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dinner

Obviously supper only refers to a evening meal, not arguing that. I don't understand why people are so insistent that dinner cannot though. I'm merely pointing out that by the use of "lunch" and "dinner" at restaurants, the latter is clearly more popular and understandably used to refer to an evening meal...even though it could refer to either one.

 

[sgt z]

Come up ins, Get Whats Comin, Pinch a Loaf, Float a Biscuit, Drop a Duece, Wrap one up, Pop a Barley Malt, Adult beverages, my first wife had some weird expression for her time of the month but can't remember, secure the happiness, you'll get nothing and like it (Judge Smells in Caddyshack), Fed-up, Burn one, pass a good time, Everything's on the up and up, hunt some bushytails, hellifino, phD=post hole digger, canal wrench=shovel, cackle fruits=eggs, go get the six-inch hose stretcher and the light bulb repair kit after that we'll need 100yds of flightline and a box of grid squares

 

[charlie12]

I always say icebox instead of refrigerator... I always say hosepipe also

We might be kin. It's icebox and hosepipe for me too.

 

[hunter5567]

My Pops used to tell me to "quit looking through my belt buckle". Took me a while to figure that one out but finally got it.

That means quit thinking with the small head and use the larger one.

You want a "coke", which means soda or pop (which are yankee terms)

Use your head for something besides growing hair.

Pass the mop, save the dishes, taking a bat (bath), visited by the redheaded stepchild.
Mais yea (My yea) or yea after every statement of fact. He should have brought his umbrella because its storming outside, mais yea! You going to drop a deuce, yea ?
Take a grunge or dump. A cold one (beer). Stacking BB's ( means getting nothing done)

 

[Pas Tout La]

A few I have been told by other people:

"Break it down Barney style." Means to explain something in simpler terms

"Couldn't be bothered."........ I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Pipeline steaks. This is what my dad calls bologna

 

[Booseman]

Full as a tick on a dog's ass

My optical nerve has diarrhea, I got a shitty outlook on life

sonsa bitches

shiza (spelling) its german

Asshat

That asshat has diarrhea of the mouth

dumber than a bag of hammers

ID10T error (when someone is having computer problems)

When someone asks "how you doin'" I always respond "can't complain and wouldn't do no good if I did'

Class one download

Droppin the kids off at the pool

 

[sgt z]

Before you can submit the ID10t form you have to fill the BA-1100-N, all four parts and take it to the Group W bench.
Belong to be, Whatchoo belong to be doin?

 

[Vermiform]

From working in home & car audio sales back in the day:

"You let the magic smoke out of it. It won't work without the magic smoke!"

 

[Kraut]

pyroot/piroot - I'm guessing at a spelling here, but it refers to rummaging through stuff or looking for something, such as "The dog's been pyrootin' in the trash again" or "Don't you kids be pyrooting through your daddy's tools!" One of my grandmothers would go into giggle fits if someone used it, and tell a favorite story about her and a relative and the use of that word, while my other grandmother used it commonly and thought nothing odd about it.

 

[TomTerrific]

That don't make me no nevermind!

 

[eradicater]

That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter.

Like WAtchin a monkey try and f#%k a football.

 

[dantheman]

One we use at work , " you look good , but you're f*****g up " . It means that you're expending a lot of effort but not accomplishing anything .

 

[Vermiform]

"That makes about as much sense as a $2 bag of used sandwich batteries."

 

[03protege]

From working in home & car audio sales back in the day:

"You let the magic smoke out of it. It won't work without the magic smoke!"

Well how do I put the smoke back in? / Where do I get more smoke from?

 

[Vermiform]

Well how do I put the smoke back in? / Where do I get more smoke from?

Once it gets out, you can never put it back in.

"Dude, we hooked up this car amp and as soon as we turned the ignition on, this blue smoke came pouring out of it"

"Sorry bro, you let the magic smoke out. It won't work without the magic smoke!"

I've personally let the magic smoke out of a motherboard before too........

 

[Neil09]

"Happier than a queer with a bag of d*cks"

 

[jdessell]

"Happier than a queer with a bag of d*cks"

That joke was "Drier than Granny-snatch."

 

[Vermiform]

"Happier than a queer with a bag of d*cks"

Happier than a sissy with a d*** in his mouth.
and
Happier than a puppy with 2 peters.

 

[EonDresari]

A few I have been told by other people:

"Couldn't be bothered."........ I'm still trying to figure that one out.

That's kind of an English (British) expression that means something like "I didn't feel like doing it."
Ex: "Me mum asked me to walk the dog but I just couldn't be bothered."

 

[rrussotwo]

IWhen someone asks how I'm doing I have two responses depending on mood. "Living the dream." And "I'm not dead...yet."

I say "close the light" to mean turn the light off. My wife takes immense pleasure in teasing me for that.

I still call generic Coke soda. I'm from NY, some habits die hard.

"Couldn't give a rat's ass" is a favorite.

I have MANY flavorful insults that are all mine and often generate looks of bewilderment. Stuff like "tough guy **** (f-word) nuts" and "you'd suck a cat's cock if you had one" are my most obscure and ire inspiring.

I also just remembered "kick her in the **** and user he as a snow shoe."