BRitchieLCK
Well-Known Member
Four men were sitting around talking about what was the fastest thing on Earth. First man says a thought happens almost instantly so it's the fastest thing on Earth. The second man says no a blink only takes a thousandth of a second to happen therefore its the fastest thing on Earth. The third man says you are both wrong it's electricity because as soon as you flip a light switch the lights come on. The fourth man says you are all wrong it's diarrhea. The three look at him confused and said how do you figure that. He said the other night I had diarrhea and before I could think, blink or turn on the light I had **** myself.
