FREE .38 Special Ammo

[chlh]

Due to the fact some people wanted to be "rude" and freak out over where I posted this last I will try again.

Just wanted to have some fun for the holidays.

Free Fiocchi .38 special ammunition

20 rounds of 130 GRS. FMJ

Reply with a Christmas joke and the best joke wins.

 

[petelanca]

rudolf the red nose reindear had some very shiney.....

 

[SeventhSon]

 

[GOAT]

Why is santa always so happy?



He knows where all the naughty girls live.

 

[ericlosh]

The four stages of life – You believe in Santa Claus – You don’t believe in Santa Claus – You become Santa Claus – You look like Santa Claus.

 

[rcm192]

 

[SVTFreak]

LIttle Timmy and Santa exchange letters...

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy
this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones

* *



Dear Timmy,

Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and
thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.

*Merry Christmas,*

Santa Claus***

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Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way
clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?

Respectfully,

Tim Jones

* *



Mr.
Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help
clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus

* *



Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into
this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

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Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your #%&*$# wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy

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Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

Timmy

* *



Timmy,

That's what I thought you little #%&*$#.

Santa

 

[EonDresari]

SVT... Reading that was fantastic.

 

[chlh]

First person to say they want it and will come to Bass Pro tomorrow will get the ammo. I know it is not a lot, but it is free.

 

[SVTFreak]

I want it. But can't make it to bass pro tomorrow lol. Good luck whoever!

 

[SVTFreak]

SVT... Reading that was fantastic.

Yeah I had tears when I read it first lol

 

[Monaco]

Liberal parents nationwide are refusing to buy their children toy guns for Christmas.... That explains why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.

 

[Saker]

SVT... Reading that was fantastic.

Ditto!

That's good stuff!