GENIUS!
Comedian Greg Gutfled had the following commentary on his show "Red Eye" last night...
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
Some proposed names...
*The Queer'an
*Gaybraham's
*Mohammie's Retreat
*The 72nd virgin
*Jihad Me at Hello
*The Gay Allahs
*Allahu Gaybar
*The Sphinx-ter
*Queer Eye for the Jihad Guy
*The Homo Side Bomber
*Jihad's and Rods
*Weapons of Ass Destruction
*Allahs in Wonderland
*Midnight at the Oasis
*Mecca inn & out
*SCUD Marks
*Khomeini Men, Kholittle Time
*Mo's Hole
*Allah Akbar and Grill
*Osama bin Dover
Comedian Greg Gutfled had the following commentary on his show "Red Eye" last night...
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
Some proposed names...
*The Queer'an
*Gaybraham's
*Mohammie's Retreat
*The 72nd virgin
*Jihad Me at Hello
*The Gay Allahs
*Allahu Gaybar
*The Sphinx-ter
*Queer Eye for the Jihad Guy
*The Homo Side Bomber
*Jihad's and Rods
*Weapons of Ass Destruction
*Allahs in Wonderland
*Midnight at the Oasis
*Mecca inn & out
*SCUD Marks
*Khomeini Men, Kholittle Time
*Mo's Hole
*Allah Akbar and Grill
*Osama bin Dover
I wonder what would happen if Mosques in the US were splattered with pigs blood and entrals were strewn throughout the building on a regular basis. Then the Islamic community were told to cut out the terrorist crap or it will continue until they do. I wonder if the "main stream" non radicals would tolerate the radicals in their midst? Food for thought.
