General’s Graduation Speech Sparks Riot

[Unclee1]

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/07/general-gives-controversial-graduation-speech-riot-ensues/

 

[SpeedRacer]

Umm...that "article" is written in jest.

I'm sure most people will realize that, but just in case...it's a joke people. I know some people like to just read headlines.

 

[Sugarbug]

ROFL. That's awesome.

 

[Hitman]

 

[Just A Number]

Duffleblog is the military version of the Onion but it is very disturbing to look at the comments and realize that some people think it reports real news.

 

[22lr]

Duffleblog is the military version of the Onion but it is very disturbing to look at the comments and realize that some people think it reports real news.

Sir you just made the most epic mistake of all duffleblog commentors. The Duffleblog is not the military version of the Onion, the Onion is the civilian version of the duffleblog. Please read the attached news release on this important subject.


http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/05/needs-photo-duffel-blog-writers-launch-surprise-air-assault-on-onion-news-network/


Carry on!

 

[Just A Number]

Base falsehood Sir! I cite the Order of Precedence and rest my case. Onion preceded Duffleblog ergo it is prior. However, I do concede that the Onion is mostly ridiculous tripe whereas the Duffleblog touches on serious issues of the day with a clarity and honesty that can't be matched.

 

[22lr]

Base falsehood Sir! I cite the Order of Precedence and rest my case. Onion preceded Duffleblog ergo it is prior. However, I do concede that the Onion is mostly ridiculous tripe whereas the Duffleblog touches on serious issues of the day with a clarity and honesty that can't be matched.

This is the military sir, we do not recognize logical thought patterns when it comes to orders of precedence in regards to blogs/satire news sources.

 

[Just A Number]

...point well taken I bow to the inevitable crushing logic of the .mil system