Heard any good jokes lately

[BRitchieLCK]

A man walks into a sex shop and ask the clerk for a sex doll. The clerk ask if he wants a Christian sex doll or a Muslim sex doll. What's the difference ask the man. Well the Christian sex doll requires a pump and the Muslim sex doll blows itself up.


How do you get a muslim woman pregnant?
Dress her like a goat.

Thanks radio gods lol gotta love W&J.

 

[Guate_shooter]

Heard one on the rig just now so please dont hold it against me.

How do you starve an Obama supporter ???????

Hide his Food Stamp card inside his work boots.

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[sonanth]

LMAO @ both. Sorry I have nothing to add at the moment.

 

[S&W4ME]

 

[LA_Huntsman]

BHO returns to the White House after a trip to Arkansas carrying 2 pigs. As he walks by the Marine standing gaurd, the Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says "nice pigs, sir". BHO explains to him that they are authentic Arkansas razorback pigs and he got one for Hilary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi. The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says "nice trade sir"

 

[audioshooter]

knock knock.
Whos there?
go **** yourself

 

[IfItFliesItDies]

Old one, but not sure if everyone has heard it:

A Marine Force Recon sniper went to testify before congress on the current war on terror.

A smug, democratic congressman from California asked him what he felt when he killed a terrorist.

The Marine replied, "A little recoil."

 

[LA_Huntsman]

knock knock.
Whos there?
go **** yourself

haha nice Agent Handratty

 

[rockmup]

Theres a new movie out ......................TokyoaDrift





















is it too soon ?

 

[IfItFliesItDies]

Theres a new movie out ......................TokyoaDrift





















is it too soon ?

 

[bs875]

Heard one on the rig just now so please dont hold it against me.

How do you starve an Obama supporter ???????

Hide his Food Stamp card inside his work boots.

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There's the oldest joke in the book. Insert favorite lazy race here.

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol. It will be named the "Union Worker". It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

 

[Emperor]

Mrs. Nodell sends her clothes to a Chinese laundry, and when it comes back she sees there are still stains in her panties.
The next week she puts in a note, "Please use more soap on panties."
When she gets them back there's a note, "Please use more paper on ass."

 

[MRBULLRED]

Wow, I feel like I'm reading a thread full of signature lines...

 

[petelanca]

A couple of Coonass hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He dosen't seem to be breathing and his eyes rolled back behind his head.

The other Coonass starts to panic, then whipes out his cell phone
and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! HELP! My frend just died. What can I do?"

the operator, trying to calm him say's "Take it easy I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First let's make sure he is dead."

There is a short pause, Then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The Coonass comes back on the line and say's "OK, now what?"